Tootsie Roll

[West Duval Nole]

Do not deny a pregnant woman a tootsie roll.

 

[seminole97]

If you hog tied her with gaffer’s tape after she started throwing things at you would the law hold you blameless?

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Shoulda hit the lunk alarm.

 

[noleit]

If you shot it with an elephant tranquilizer would it be okay?

 

[LesClaypool]

Cotton candy, sweet and low...

 

[West Duval Nole]

Cotton candy, sweet and low...

Misheard lyrics!

 

[PoopandBoogers]

If you shot it with an elephant tranquilizer would it be okay?

Hangry Harambe.

 

[LesClaypool]

Misheard lyrics!

I can live with not knowing the real lyrics if those are wrong.