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Weird sightings on way to work

Not really weird, but I had a spell where I'd spot some chicks taking selfies and take a selfie of me with them taking a selfie behind me.
 
I saw a guy wet shaving with the shave foam on his face while driving the car. He was looking in the rear view mirror as he was shaving.
 
Isn't there a poster on here that can't stand the image of teeth and/or toothpaste?

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I ride the NYC subway everyday, I can't even start to mention the things I've seen and coughs I've felt ever so gently tickle the back of my neck (which happened this morning, courtesy of a woman who appeared to be somewhere between very and extremely wealthy - yet lacked the common sense to cover her mouth... perhaps the person she hires to cover her mouth for her was out sick today).
 
I ride the NYC subway everyday, I can't even start to mention the things I've seen and coughs I've felt ever so gently tickle the back of my neck (which happened this morning, courtesy of a woman who appeared to be somewhere between very and extremely wealthy - yet lacked the common sense to cover her mouth... perhaps the person she hires to cover her mouth for her was out sick today).

I am fairly certain it is socially acceptable to hack on the lower classes or she thought you were a stand-in flem blocker.
 
Not work sighting but kind of funny. So several nephews have come live with me to train for a SOF career in the Army. The first one that came down here I had out basically road marching around the Island or running with 85lbs on his back. Because there is a technique to the way you do that I gave him a baseball bat to simulate a weapon. Our friends were taking a walk and the husband sees my nephew off in the distance and tells his wife hey check out this dude and proceeds put his wife on opposite side. As my nephew gets close his wife goes oh hey Alex. The husband is like, you know that dude? Yea it is Rangernoles nephew.

I can just imagine my buddy wondering for about 5 seconds how in the heck does my wife know this idiot.
 
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