What do you call 2 witches that live together?

[Nolomite]

- broommates.

Why did Dracula take Nyquil?
- to stop his coffin

What kind of snacks do nonsters like?
- Ghoul Scout Cookies

Why is Dracula considered a good artist?
- Because he liked to draw blooD

What type of music do mummis prefer?
- Wrap

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
- NoBODY

Why did the game warden fine the ghost?
- He didn't have a haunting license

What sort of mail do vampires get most often?
- Fang mail

 

[gwgwi]

Beats the hell out reading the TC.