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Who still buys porn mags?

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At the airport and at the newsstand up on the top shelf is Penthouse, Hustler and one or two other porn magazines. Anyone ever seen anybody buy one at the airport or known a "friend" who has?
Surprised they're still around in the Internet age.
 
People who are tired of getting viruses on their computers...
 
You can even take it a step further and ask who still buys or watches porn dvds. I'm sure there's an old crusty dude still fapping on his lazy boy with his left hand on the ff button, but that has to be a dead form of media also
 
I don't buy them anymore, but I have fond memories of them in my youth. I wonder what it is like to grow up now with basically unlimited access to smut. I suspect the stuff loses some of its power with such easy access.
 
I don't buy them anymore, but I have fond memories of them in my youth. I wonder what it is like to grow up now with basically unlimited access to smut. I suspect the stuff loses some of its power with such easy access.
There was no better feeling as a 11yr old than building a fort or bmxing the trails in the woods and coming upon a stashed, trash bag full of penthouse and playboys. It was like winning the boner lottery.
 
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There was no better feeling as a 11yr old then building a fort or bmxing the trails in the woods and coming upon a stashed, trash bag full of penthouse and playboys. It was like winning the boner lottery.

literally laughed out loud. Yes. I remember such treasure troves.
 
There was no better feeling as a 11yr old than building a fort or bmxing the trails in the woods and coming upon a stashed, trash bag full of penthouse and playboys. It was like winning the boner lottery.

Lol. Reminds me of the vandals song, clowns are experts -

"Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and - says, - "Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at him and says, - "What's in a tree fort?" ............"Playboy books and cigars. hmmmmmm"
 
There was no better feeling as a 11yr old than building a fort or bmxing the trails in the woods and coming upon a stashed, trash bag full of penthouse and playboys. It was like winning the boner lottery.
Agreed - if you're a kid, that's like finding the holy grail! Now all a kid has to do is google whatever weird thing they want to see using their phone, computer, tablet, etc., and everything they want is right there for them.

It's like the masturbation equivalent of the participation trophies - you don't even have to be very skilled, putting out a bunch of effort, or even being lucky, to get what you want. Instead, you get the big prize just for showing up. Another example of the wussification of America - when I was a kid you had to EARN your beat-off materials!
 
Agreed - if you're a kid, that's like finding the holy grail! Now all a kid has to do is google whatever weird thing they want to see using their phone, computer, tablet, etc., and everything they want is right there for them.

It's like the masturbation equivalent of the participation trophies - you don't even have to be very skilled, putting out a bunch of effort, or even being lucky, to get what you want. Instead, you get the big prize just for showing up. Another example of the wussification of America - when I was a kid you had to EARN your beat-off materials!

again, you have to wonder if the stuff loses its power as a result.
 
again, you have to wonder if the stuff loses its power as a result.
I think it's got to. When I was growing up, two of the high points of my childhood were being able to see Madonna and Samantha Fox naked in magazines. Not even necessarily doing anything extreme and shocking - just naked! Imagine how completely immune a 14yo boy must be to simply seeing a naked woman nowadays! By 14yo, the typical boy nowadays has probably seen 100's of naked women across TV, movies, and the internet.

There's probably a whole generation of kids growing up right now that are going to be so bummed out and disappointed by actual, real sex that they're not even going to be interested in it unless they're able to also include animals, balloons, costumes, ritual sacrifice, seven other naked people, etc. - just so it can equal what they see online.
 
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You can even take it a step further and ask who still buys or watches porn dvds. I'm sure there's an old crusty dude still fapping on his lazy boy with his left hand on the ff button, but that has to be a dead form of media also

Greg's Video in Tallahassee, on Apalachee Parkway, is stuck back in a little cubbyhole plaza with Dominoes pizza and 3 or so other businesses. It used to be rent all kinds of movies, with an X-rated area in the back you could go into to buy or rent. Then a few years ago it decided to go ALL X-rated. I think that's still the case and that it's still open. It was still doing that as of about a year ago. Somebody has to be renting the stuff if they pull in enough money to keep someone working there for hours a day, into the early evening.

If possible when I get back to town next week I'll do some 'research' and see if they're still in business ;)
 
There was no better feeling as a 11yr old than building a fort or bmxing the trails in the woods and coming upon a stashed, trash bag full of penthouse and playboys. It was like winning the boner lottery.

That's hilarious. And then you'd find one with a Club or Hustler and enter a whole new dimension.

And it was finders keepers too, wasn't it? That stash was coming home with us.
 
I go along the highway and around and under bridges for work. It used to be that we would find an old, weathered mag along the road or under a bridge every few projects. I can't remember when the last time we found a mag.
 
There was a bookstore up the street from us when we were kids that we discovered threw away old magazines at the end of each month. They started locking the dumpsters after they caught us in there a few times digging out old porno mags.
 
Steve jobs and his selfie IPhones and hackable cloud storage have seriously wounded the porn industry. Why would you pay, or wait, to see an actress or your neighbor nude?


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There was a bookstore up the street from us when we were kids that we discovered threw away old magazines at the end of each month. They started locking the dumpsters after they caught us in there a few times digging out old porno mags.

Ran a magazine/book store for about 2 years in the late 90s. We always returned unsold to the distributor to not get charged.
They'd also do things where they put two or three old issues into a plastic wrapper and sold them for $7.99 or $8.99.
We had over 1200 magazine titles.
Probably 100 of those were porn.
Margin on the magazines was typically 20%.
Selling a Newsweek for $1.95 versus selling Skinny & Wriggly for $5.95 it was clear what was keeping the place afloat.
The porn mags also sold quite a few Wall Street Journals. Apparently the preferred 'wrapper'.

Then my brother found a company in CA that would ship 50 VCR tapes for $199. We started selling them for $39.95 and could hardly keep them in stock. When the pace slowed a little we offered buy 1 get 1 half price.

My brother decided to pull the plug after I moved, as it really never got the traction we'd hoped. I'm sure the internet would have killed the part that kept the store alive as long as it was.

I can say, without a doubt, that 99% of male customers would at least walk back and behold that section (only sold porn mags that were sealed in plastic, I wasn't going to manage a library), whereas not even 2% of women would take a peek.
The only women I recall actually coming to the counter with something from that section were in groups of two or three and clearly getting someone a gag gift.
 
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