Daytona Beach

[RunRonnieRun]

Had a quick trip here for work; probably 20 years since the last time I was here.

I don't ever remember it being particularly nice, but my god what a craphole. It takes a lot for me to feel unsafe, but there were stretches along the beachfront that I had no desire to walk after dark.

Quick and easy airport though.

 

[cfbfan23]

Had a quick trip here for work; probably 20 years since the last time I was here.

I don't ever remember it being particularly nice, but my god what a craphole. It takes a lot for me to feel unsafe, but there were stretches along the beachfront that I had no desire to walk after dark.

Quick and easy airport though.

My in-laws live in Ponce Inlet, so I have to go to that area at least once a year. Your description is fair.

 

[NoleFan2U]

I only go there for NASCAR and Bike weeks. Even that is too much.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

My in-laws live in Ponce Inlet, so I have to go to that area at least once a year. Your description is fair.

Ponce, Smyrna, and Bethune are nice, but ive never cared for Daytona. It's like if PCB and Myrtle Beach had an incestuous baby that just unknowingly plopped out on its own in Volusia County.

 

[FreeFlyNole]

I used to do quite a bit of business up there with Halifax hospital, city run hospital, and pretty much a dumpster fire. There are one or two decent hotels on the beach, Marriott's Delta hotel is alright. All the doctors that work up that way live North in Ormond Beach, much nicer up that way.

Daytona Beach Story, about 14 years ago, me and a buddy picked up some strippers who were down for bike week. Banged them out, my buddy ended up getting the one he was with pregnant, with twins! DNA text positive! He's been paying child support for like 12 years, never has met them.

Terrible luck, but damn, raw dogging a stripper....

 

[RunRonnieRun]

I used to do quite a bit of business up there with Halifax hospital, city run hospital, and pretty much a dumpster fire. There are one or two decent hotels on the beach, Marriott's Delta hotel is alright. All the doctors that work up that way live North in Ormond Beach, much nicer up that way.

Daytona Beach Story, about 14 years ago, me and a buddy picked up some strippers who were down for bike week. Banged them out, my buddy ended up getting the one he was with pregnant, with twins! DNA text positive! He's been paying child support for like 12 years, never has met them.

Terrible luck, but damn, raw dogging a stripper....

Jesus. Awful judgment.

 

[SoddyNole]

If you are tipping a stripper and end up having sex, is that considered prostitution?

 

[PoopandBoogers]

If you are tipping a stripper and end up having sex, is that considered prostitution?

Not if it's just the tip.

 

[LesClaypool]

Not if it's just the tip.

Ziiiiiing!

 

[KitingHigh]

If you are tipping a stripper and end up having sex, is that considered prostitution?

Sounds like he gave her a little more than just the tip.

 

[jackdanielsandcokefsu]

I used to do quite a bit of business up there with Halifax hospital, city run hospital, and pretty much a dumpster fire. There are one or two decent hotels on the beach, Marriott's Delta hotel is alright. All the doctors that work up that way live North in Ormond Beach, much nicer up that way.

Daytona Beach Story, about 14 years ago, me and a buddy picked up some strippers who were down for bike week. Banged them out, my buddy ended up getting the one he was with pregnant, with twins! DNA text positive! He's been paying child support for like 12 years, never has met them.

Terrible luck, but damn, raw dogging a stripper....

Damn - how did the stripper get his real name/number? asking for a friend

 

[billanole]

Had a quick trip here for work; probably 20 years since the last time I was here.

I don't ever remember it being particularly nice, but my god what a craphole. It takes a lot for me to feel unsafe, but there were stretches along the beachfront that I had no desire to walk after dark.

Quick and easy airport though.

Reckon our buddy from Indiana could find a vacancy this weekend?

 

[dmm5157]

I used to do quite a bit of business up there with Halifax hospital, city run hospital, and pretty much a dumpster fire. There are one or two decent hotels on the beach, Marriott's Delta hotel is alright. All the doctors that work up that way live North in Ormond Beach, much nicer up that way.

Daytona Beach Story, about 14 years ago, me and a buddy picked up some strippers who were down for bike week. Banged them out, my buddy ended up getting the one he was with pregnant, with twins! DNA text positive! He's been paying child support for like 12 years, never has met them.

Terrible luck, but damn, raw dogging a stripper....

Holy sh!t bro, that is... Wow man. Wow.

 

[dmm5157]

Had a quick trip here for work; probably 20 years since the last time I was here.

I don't ever remember it being particularly nice, but my god what a craphole. It takes a lot for me to feel unsafe, but there were stretches along the beachfront that I had no desire to walk after dark.

Quick and easy airport though.

I drive past on I-95 from time to time, but never have actually been to Daytona at all. And from the sound of it, I'm not in a hurry to go either.

 

[EveryoneBleedsGarnet]

I live in NSB and avoid Dirtona like the plague.

 

[FreeFlyNole]

Damn - how did the stripper get his real name/number? asking for a friend

They became friendly. He wanted to return to the well at some point.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

They became friendly. He wanted to return to the well at some point.

Eighteen years, eighteen years.

 

[dmm5157]

Eighteen years, eighteen years.

We'll, except in that one he found out it wasn't his .

 

[dmm5157]

They became friendly. He wanted to return to the well at some point.

 

[OrlandNole]

Holy sh!t bro, that is... Wow man. Wow.

My thoughts exactly. This will resonate throughout his entire life. I mean, how to explain to potential love interests that you fathered twins, whom you've never met, through a bender with a stripper...in Daytona, no less.

 

[OrlandNole]

Daytona Beach sold its soul to Spring Breakers in the 80s.

What's notable is that Ft. Lauderdale has been able to reinvent itself, while Daytona has not.

 

[phideltflg]

I had the extreme misfortune of being relocated to Daytona Beach for six miserable months. Jacksonville never looked so good after living in that hell hole.

 

[Fijimn]

My thoughts exactly. This will resonate throughout his entire life. I mean, how to explain to potential love interests that you fathered twins, whom you've never met, through a bender with a stripper...in Daytona, no less.

White people problems

 

[TexSkills]

All the doctors that work up that way live North in Ormond Beach, much nicer up that way.

One of my pledge brothers lives in Ormond. Supposedly the only really nice area of Daytona.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I used to do quite a bit of business up there with Halifax hospital, city run hospital, and pretty much a dumpster fire. There are one or two decent hotels on the beach, Marriott's Delta hotel is alright. All the doctors that work up that way live North in Ormond Beach, much nicer up that way.

Daytona Beach Story, about 14 years ago, me and a buddy picked up some strippers who were down for bike week. Banged them out, my buddy ended up getting the one he was with pregnant, with twins! DNA text positive! He's been paying child support for like 12 years, never has met them.

Terrible luck, but damn, raw dogging a stripper....

I’ll take Mulligans You’d Like to Have for $1,000, Alex.

 

[MIKE_G]

Reminds me of the old SNL "Bad Idea Jeans" fake commercial.

Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”

 

[LandsharkNole]

One of my pledge brothers lives in Ormond. Supposedly the only really nice area of Daytona.

Ormond is a nice beach side town, not super fancy but much quieter/cleaner. Same going south out of Daytona into Ponce.

 

[Fijimn]

Your buddy should go on a Scare Kids Straight tour with the tossing salad guy from prison.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Ormond is a nice beach side town, not super fancy but much quieter/cleaner. Same going south out of Daytona into Ponce.

Whats up with Port Orange? That exit off 95 has blown up in the last 5 yrs. Reminds me of the Pooler ex near Savannah. Nothing at all for decades, then bam overnight.

 

[dmm5157]

Whats up with Port Orange? That exit off 95 has blown up in the last 5 yrs. Reminds me of the Pooler ex near Savannah. Nothing at all for decades, then bam overnight.

Not sure, but I do stop at that exit with shopping center for gas and eats on way home from Savannah. Culver's and Wawa right next door to each other, both pretty new.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

Daytona is a poor man's Gainesville.

 

[Gonolz]

A Daytona Beach 9 is a Tampa 6.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

A Daytona Beach 9 is a Tampa 6.

And an Orlando 3.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

And an Orlando 3.

You’re all discombobulated.

Daytona 9 = Orlando 6 = Tampa 3

 

[dmm5157]

You’re all discombobulated.

Daytona 9 = Orlando 6 = Tampa 3

Miami 2?

 

[DFSNOLE]

You’re all discombobulated.

Daytona 9 = Orlando 6 = Tampa 3

Miami 2?

Palm Beach 1. (a lot more money for augmentation)

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Miami 2?

Mexico Beach 10?

 

[totallynot321Nole]

Imagine if Doc and Marty landed the Delorean in Daytona. They'd be confused A.F.

"Damnit Marty, I thought you destroyed the Almanac!"

"I did!!!"

"Dad punched out Biff?"

"Yep"

"Beauford got thrown in jail?"

"Yep"

"??????"

"??????"

 

[407nole]

Daytona Beach sold its soul to Spring Breakers in the 80s.

What's notable is that Ft. Lauderdale has been able to reinvent itself, while Daytona has not.

Daytona's problems nowadays have nothing to do with the Spring breakers unless they all took up residence.The locals are the issue

 

[EveryoneBleedsGarnet]

Whats up with Port Orange? That exit off 95 has blown up in the last 5 yrs. Reminds me of the Pooler ex near Savannah. Nothing at all for decades, then bam overnight.

Port Orange is growing fast. It now has multiple neighborhoods with respectable wealth. I bought my first house in Port Orange in 2014 and sold it in 2017 for over 30% more. I'm in NSB now and prefer it, but still go to Port Orange a lot.