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"Just Driving the Kids Around, Officer....."

Semiologist

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Mother drives around with son on hood of car....in Florida of course.
Here's the photo of the mother (as per section 106.354 of LR Rulebook):
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http://www.wfla.com/story/28867095/florida-mom-drove-with-teen-son-on-hood-of-car-police-say
http://www.wfla.com/story/28867095/florida-mom-drove-with-teen-son-on-hood-of-car-police-say
 
Oh yeah....she is looking good from neck up fo sho!
 
So are you saying you wouldn't?
Yes. In this case, I'm saying I wouldn't. She's way too thick for my preference. And as a single mom with 4 kids, she's sending up red flags that a) she's VERY fertile, and b) she may be looking for the next baby daddy to finance further modifications to her Dodge Charger with fancy white rims. I'd avoid her just as she seems to have avoided birth control.
 
Yes. In this case, I'm saying I wouldn't. She's way too thick for my preference. And as a single mom with 4 kids, she's sending up red flags that a) she's VERY fertile, and b) she may be looking for the next baby daddy to finance further modifications to her Dodge Charger with fancy white rims. I'd avoid her just as she seems to have avoided birth control.

I'm fairly positive she's accumulated that awful white Dodge Charger and her house from the baby daddy's she's manipulated over the years. I like a thick chic (hell, I like a lot of chics and she's borderline on being too thick) but she's the kinda girl who pokes holes in your condoms.
 
I'm fairly positive she's accumulated that awful white Dodge Charger and her house from the baby daddy's she's manipulated over the years. I like a thick chic (hell, I like a lot of chics and she's borderline on being too thick) but she's the kinda girl who pokes holes in your condoms.

Yeah not too thick for me. Nice DSLs and rack. Would make for a nice pearl necklace recipient perhaps.
 
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