A special place in hell is reserved

[billanole]

for whoever invented packing peanuts, according to ole man Jerry at work. A chick spilled a box full of them out of the back of her SUV today while unloading some stuff. It was windy and those little scudders went all over the place.

 

[ericram]

You know what's fun about them?

Pouring acetone on them and watching them disappear. While not environmentally friendly, it is enjoyable.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

for whoever invented packing peanuts, according to ole man Jerry at work. A chick spilled a box full of them out of the back of her SUV today while unloading some stuff. It was windy and those little scudders went all over the place.

You should go tell her you're happy to help pick the peanuts out of her rear.

 

[OrlandNole]

for whoever invented packing peanuts, according to ole man Jerry at work. A chick spilled a box full of them out of the back of her SUV today while unloading some stuff. It was windy and those little scudders went all over the place.

Do you want to piss on them?

 

[billanole]

Do you want to piss on them?

The peanuts we use are the recycled thingys and if I piss on them, they dissolve. The good thing is that they mostly stay in piece when stepped on instead of breaking apart into bazillions of maddening little bits and pieces...a special place Jerry says.

 

[BelemNole]

You know what's fun, filling your bosses office with them.

 

[billanole]

You know what's fun, filling your bosses office with them.

Proper stratification. Well done.

 

[BelemNole]

We had to order more. He was on vacation.