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Charlie Daniels fears the Belluminati

I thought they were called the EU now based on prominent PR firm's recommendation. It's much catchier, no?
 
If I was worth Billions, I can see myself taking a stab at world domination. Maybe start small with sinking California into the ocean or setting off a dirty bomb contaminating the gold supply at Fort Knox.
 
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What until you hear his new single, The Chalupa Went Down To Georgia.

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden taco on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again
But don't come for a while cause after eatin this I'll be stuck sittin on the can
 
Step one, sell cheap burritos with quasi-meat/cheese product
Step two, Hillary Clinton
Step three, WORLD DOMINATION
MMMWWWAAAAA HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

I would not be surprised to find out that Taco Bell meat is actually people. It’s definitely not beef.
 
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