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Coffee Black

And sex should be done in only missionary position....and those damn kids need to stay off my lawn

No, but if you've got 3 sex toys, a midget, a sex swing, scented lube, and manatee porn playing on the big screen....it's probably a good sign that you're bored with your partner and you're doing all you can to keep things interesting.
 
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No, but if you've got 3 sex toys, a midget, a sex swing, scented lube, and manatee porn playing on the big screen....it's probably a good sign that you're bored with your partner and you're doing all you can to keep things interesting.

I don't know who the hell you are, but I would appreciate you not looking in my windows again. Thanks.
 
I only drink mine black. Did it for a diet couple years ago. Grown to like it and prefer it over coffee with cream. Never liked sugar in it. Only reason I ever order mine black is when I have to. Mainly at Dunkin Donuts when they ask you for cream or starbucks and they as if you need room for cream. I just simply say no. If you are at a restaurant, the cream is usually brought out with the coffee so you can add how much you like. If your friend jumped at the chance to order it black that way, then yes he is a douche.

Apart from that, Belem how much for a weekend and is midget the correct term or dwarf?
 
I've tried and tried to drink coffee black, but unless it's just a really excellent cup of coffee, I can't drink it black. Most coffee out there, especially at restaurants, is dogshit. The Keurig at my office and house makes okay coffee. In order to be able to drink it, I put a little bit of raw sugar and cashew milk at home and occasionally cream when out. I don't have the patience to make and brew really exquisite coffee, so I'm only getting really great coffee at a few select restaurants.
 
The only time I drink black coffee is the morning before a physical where they don't want anything in your system but I still need my caffeine. Tastes like crap.
 
Thank you for not judging.

Have you, or anyone for that matter, ever had C.N.C???

That is the best way to get a caffeine in your system and going...man oh man that will light you up for sure!

Since you asked what exactly is C.N.C...I'll share!

Coffee-In-Coffee!

This was my drink of choice during exams week.

Make a pot of coffee, add creamer and sweetner, THEN add two scoops of instant coffee.....HELLO! That will get your arse up and moving brotha....no need for adderall or ritalin when you have C.N.C
 
The OP is correct - many (not all) black coffee drinkers have this sense of manliess about them because they don't need "training wheels" for their coffee.

So the male Neanderthal mentality goes beyond coffee. In some parts of the country if you don't drive a SUV or pick-up truck you are not "manly". There is a guy two houses down from me that drives a massive Dodge Ram and I pull up to my house in a 4 door sedan and <gasp> sometimes my wife's minivan. He loves that truck more than his first born.
There are actually a few guys in the neighborhood that have a similar mentality as the guy 2 houses down. They all sit at the pool drinking beer from the can. It's almost fun for me to get a reaction from these guys at times.

Throw in the fact that I like soccer and don't drink black coffee I'm sure they think I'm not very manly.... Again I love not fitting in-- I really do
 
So the male Neanderthal mentality goes beyond coffee. In some parts of the country if you don't drive a SUV or pick-up truck you are not "manly". There is a guy two houses down from me that drives a massive Dodge Ram and I pull up to my house in a 4 door sedan and <gasp> sometimes my wife's minivan. He loves that truck more than his first born.
There are actually a few guys in the neighborhood that have a similar mentality as the guy 2 houses down. They all sit at the pool drinking beer from the can. It's almost fun for me to get a reaction from these guys at times.

Throw in the fact that I like soccer and don't drink black coffee I'm sure they think I'm not very manly.... Again I love not fitting in-- I really do

I'm sure that you can apply this same logic to many other things. In certain parts of South the truck thing holds very true...and maybe not necessarily the truck that is manly, but the minivan that is not manly.....my wife and I joke about how we will never own a minivan, not sure why they get a bad wrap, but they do.
 
I drink black coffee every morning and am probably less manly than many latte or mocha-chino drinkers out there. And I don't have a truck either.
 
Black for me.

I wanted to learn to like coffee, so I put all sorts of crap in it. Now, I can't stand anything in it.
 
You don't need any sweetener.


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This is now my go to coffee...nitrogen poured cold coffee....like drinking a stout. It's awesome stuff, especially in the hot tropics of Houston.

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This is now my go to coffee...nitrogen poured cold coffee....like drinking a stout. It's awesome stuff, especially in the hot tropics of Houston.

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I have not had nitrogen poured cold coffee before but that sounds amazing! I don't know why they only put stouts on Nitrogen, ANY beer tastes great with the fine milky bubbles of nitrogen over the big CO2 bubbles
 
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