Dude followed the crazy/hot rule...

[Fijimn]

unfortunately, her craziness exceeded the metrics for the graph. One date after meeting on-line and he gets 64,000 text message and her breaking in to his house to take a bath. Always use a burner phone for your online dating profile.



And, of course, she's from Florida...


https://www.abc15.com/news/region-n...reaking-into-paradise-valley-home-taking-bath

 

[LesClaypool]

unfortunately, her craziness exceeded the metrics for the graph. One date after meeting on-line and he gets 64,000 text message and her breaking in to his house to take a bath. Always use a burner phone for your online dating profile.



And, of course, she's from Florida...


https://www.abc15.com/news/region-n...reaking-into-paradise-valley-home-taking-bath

She's not NEARLY hot enough to be that crazy.

Would not.

 

[seminoledq]

You're missing the positive to this story. If she can text that much in such a short period of time she clearly has good hands. Sign me up for a quick tug before she bathes in my blood.

 

[Fijimn]

One date and he was out. I suspect crazy was talking marriage and kids before the entrees arrived and homeboy was texting his friends to call him to say his mom died so he could get the hell out of crazytown.

 

[cfbfan23]

He shouldn't have told her that he loved her.

 

[dero316]

yikes

 

[MIKE_G]

I usually get the message after my first 30-40k texts aren't returned.

 

[cfbfan23]

yikes

I think she might be one of Nassar's victims.

 

[SeaPA]

She's not NEARLY hot enough to be that crazy.

Would not.

yikes

She's not hot enough even if she's completely sane.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!

 

[LesClaypool]

She's not hot enough even if she's completely sane.

Touche.

 

[Nole Lou]

That's a scary situation. If I'm that guy, I'll be looking over my shoulder forever...those kind of psychos don't exactly just "get over it." All of a sudden. If she doesn't fixate on someone else, he could be dealing with this for the rest of his (or her) life. Yikes.

 

[Fijimn]

That's a scary situation. If I'm that guy, I'll be looking over my shoulder forever...those kind of psychos don't exactly just "get over it." All of a sudden. If she doesn't fixate on someone else, he could be dealing with this for the rest of his (or her) life. Yikes.

I will guarantee you that there is a poster or lurker on this board from Florida looking her up. Some people are into crazy.

 

[LandsharkNole]

Woof....not only does she have to be completely sane, she better carry a joke book in her back pocket.

 

[seminoledq]

I will guarantee you that there is a poster or lurker on this board from Florida looking her up. Some people are into crazy.

....ahem....russ.....

 

[NDallasRuss]

I will guarantee you that there is a poster or lurker on this board from Florida looking her up. Some people are into crazy.

....ahem....russ.....

I'm on it.

Giggity.

 

[NDallasRuss]

"She also said that she wanted to wear his body parts and bathe in his blood, court paperwork said."

It's how you know her affections are genuine.

 

[LesClaypool]

"She also said that she wanted to wear his body parts and bathe in his blood, court paperwork said."

It's how you know her affections are genuine.

Also she can be forgiven for the hyperbole. Sending 65,000 texts she had to be hurting for content at least a few of those times.

 

[maddog69]

I can guarantee you that I have never sent 65,000 texts TOTAL in my entire life combined.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Also she can be forgiven for the hyperbole. Sending 65,000 texts she had to be hurting for content at least a few of those times.

You think after a while she ran out of things like "I like you, and I'd like to hang out", so she had to get more and more creative?

At some point don't you have to just start quoting movies, books, songs, etc. in order to fill the texts?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

"She also said that she wanted to wear his body parts and bathe in his blood, court paperwork said."

It's how you know her affections are genuine.

Who says romance is dead?

 

[seminole97]

yikes

No fruit fly would settle for that kind of asymmetry.

 

[cmanole]

yikes

Until he didn't. Key component of the crazy hot matrix is 'hot' ...

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

Until he didn't. Key component of the crazy hot matrix is 'hot' ...

Hey, this chick looks a lot more likable than Denise Williams, the (alleged) husband-murdering-FSU-employee

 

[cmanole]

Hey, this chick looks a lot more likable than Denise Williams, the (alleged) husband-murdering-FSU-employee

Bro, Denise Williams looks like dude...

 

[MIKE_G]

Bro, Denise Williams looks like dude...

I don't think so.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

Bro, Denise Williams looks like dude...

Cro magnon foreheads are coming back into vogue, especially when paired with a cold, steely gaze.

 

[noleit]

She probably has prior multiple stalkings similar to this.

 

[fsugrad06]

Since when do prisoners get press conferences without attorneys?

 

[cfbfan23]

Cro magnon foreheads are coming back into vogue, especially when paired with a cold, steely gaze.

 

[321Nole]

Bro, Denise Williams looks like dude...

Thought the same thing when I saw her mug shot. Looked like the standard male sociopath mug shot but with woman's hair and makeup.

 

[Gonolz]

She probably has prior multiple stalkings similar to this.

No kidding. I'm really glad she believed me when I told her that he would be her soulmate.

 

[noleology]

yikes