Florida wins again!

[noleclone2]

After some serious competition on the embarrassingly stupid and bizarre news genre from other states, the State of Florida decided to step up its game because, Florida, the only state where a Crystal Methvin could exist...and be arrested for Crystal Meth.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/anony...ustine-leads-to-arrest-of-two-on-drug-charges

 

[WeatheredWarrior]

And here I was thinking that nobody could top Anthony Weiner in naming irony.

"Hold my beer." -Florida

 

[NDallasRuss]

In other news, Mary Jane remains a contributing member of her community.

 

[goldmom]

Girlfriend needs some serious makeover work.
No, wait. That still won't help.

 

[WeatheredWarrior]

Girlfriend needs some serious makeover work.
No, wait. That still won't help.

She's only a couple snips away from a nice frosted mullet.

 

[goldmom]

She's only a couple snips away from a nice frosted mullet.

She may fit nicely into the hairy pits thread. Whaddaya think?

 

[WeatheredWarrior]

She may fit nicely into the hairy pits thread. Whaddaya think?

I think you're spot-on. I'm also positive that her wardrobe has a gators shirt or two. That's all it really takes to complete the image.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

After some serious competition on the embarrassingly stupid and bizarre news genre from other states, the State of Florida decided to step up its game because, Florida, the only state where a Crystal Methvin could exist...and be arrested for Crystal Meth.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/anony...ustine-leads-to-arrest-of-two-on-drug-charges

The First Coast rarely disappoints. Extremely high white trash quotient in that region.

 

[SeaPA]

The First Coast rarely disappoints. Extremely high white trash quotient in that region.

Been a couple of days since 12Nole has been on here touting the greatness of the area. Coincidence?

 

[goldmom]

Apparently Holmes is the expert on white trash.
Fry cooks at the Waffle House see all kinds.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Crazy how The Onion gets outdone by real life these days.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

Apparently Holmes is the expert on white trash.
Fry cooks at the Waffle House see all kinds.

I am a limited partner in a series of Waffle Houses, and we love to be in Duval, St. John’s, etc. Huge customer and employee bases.

 

[noleit]

Gator grads no doubt.

 

[Fijimn]

you kind of predestine your child to the day shift at Cafe Risqué when you name her that.

 

[Gonolz]

Walmart and UF will still let her pursue her UF degree for $1 per day.

 

[WeatheredWarrior]

you kind of predestine your child to the day shift at Cafe Risqué when you name her that.

It's not like the night shift is full of winners, either. Or so I've heard....from a friend.