Funny WiFi network names

[NoleandDawg]

So I was at dinner last night and pulled my phone to check the weather for today. My phone, like most, scans for active wifi networks and one popped up called "FBI Surveillance Van." What an awesome wifi network name. My wifi network at home is named Tallahassee but that's lame now that I think of it.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

The surveillance ones are everywhere. Some random ones Ive seen are Tebowisgay, donteventhinkaboutit, imbangingyourwife, and yourdaughterishot.

 

[NoleFan2U]

Mine is NORAD 5. My friend renamed it without me knowing it.

 

[seminoleed]

My neighbor uses "Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi"

 

[riseboi]

Mine is "WiFi Dwice? No, Bwow Fwied Wice!

 

[ericram]

Mine is Skynet Global Defense System

 

[RTM58]

 

[Bartdog]

favorites I've heard over the years
Troy And Abed in the Modem
we can hear you having sex
we can hear you NOT having sex
fbi surveillance #2

 

[Gonolz]

"CIA Surveillance" is near me. I understand. I am a government asset, but that seems a little obvious. Either clowns are monitoring me or that is a joke and one of the other nondescript network names belong to my handlers. LOL, either way they will pick up this post.

 

[CoDuke]

So I was at dinner last night and pulled my phone to check the weather for today. My phone, like most, scans for active wifi networks and one popped up called "FBI Surveillance Van." What an awesome wifi network name. My wifi network at home is named Tallahassee but that's lame now that I think of it.

My home WiFi is prettyflyforawifi

 

[West Duval Nole]

Virus. My bro in law named his that and confused my other bro in law. He asked you know you are connected to a Virus? Pretty smart to prevent others from connecting.

 

[Bartdog]

Oh, I forgot one...

Loading....

 

[Tru2FSU]

This one is old but I know a few people that have used it.

It Hurts When IP

 

[CC0492]

FHRITP

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

So I was at dinner last night and pulled my phone to check the weather for today. My phone, like most, scans for active wifi networks and one popped up called "FBI Surveillance Van." What an awesome wifi network name. My wifi network at home is named Tallahassee but that's lame now that I think of it.

that is awesome.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Here's one currently available somewhere around my office:

 

[LT4PLY]

My home WiFi is prettyflyforawifi

My regular one PrettyFlyForAWiFi and my 5g is ReallyFlyForAWiFi

 

[seminoledq]

I had no idea people were having so much fun with their wifi networks. I may have to give this a shot and change mine up.

 

[OrlandNole]

I saw one named "F*ck sh*t up" ostensibly as a deterrent against would-be hackers.

 

[Lemon Thrower]

AllYourWifiAreBelongToUs

 

[Bamanoles]

One of my kids uses "Loading ....." to see how long people wait before checking to see if they are actually connected.

 

[cheeselog8]

HideYoKidsHideYoWifi

 

[DFSNOLE]

Yo

Here's one currently available somewhere around my office:

You work with Cman? Who knew?

 

[TexSkills]

I think my street has at least four or five "surveillance vans". My neighbor named his "One Does Not Simply Connect to WiFi"

 

[rmorris374]

I have mine set at Go Noles!

 

[scooterpea]

Mine is "Warchant"

 

[jim65]

The one we used to have at the office was Virus Detected. I have had several over the years, most current is DEA Task Force, because I already have a surveillance van near me

 

[Bartdog]

I have mine set at Go Noles!

ha! my actual network name is "nolenet." In our building we have GoJaguars and GoSharks (arena team).

 

[bigjkt405]

My two are:
2dopeboysinawinnebago (there is a winnebago across from my old house, where we setup the wifi years ago - and its a play on a song)
Les Federalis

 

[TallyNole93]

I don't broadcast my wifi name making harder to snoopers to find me.

 

[LesClaypool]

I don't broadcast my wifi name making harder to snoopers to find me.

I knew you were "No nuts."

 

[Bav803]

Network Not Found

 

[pink shizzle]

My neighbor's was "Annie's Boobs." It wasn't creative but it always brought a smile to my face

 

[TallyNole93]

I knew you were "No nuts."

Yep. "No Nuts". At least I know it is harder for someone to latch on to them.

 

[NoleInNC]

So I was at dinner last night and pulled my phone to check the weather for today. My phone, like most, scans for active wifi networks and one popped up called "FBI Surveillance Van." What an awesome wifi network name. My wifi network at home is named Tallahassee but that's lame now that I think of it.

Lol. My wifi hotspot is called fbi surveillance vehicle.

 

[Manch.]

Years back, my wife set up the WiFi and did such a rush job, that she put our last name as our name. I knew that at least 3 or 4 people were stealing our signal, so a few years later, I bought a new Wife device and named the network Rite Aid, and everyone who was stealing our signal asked us if we knew the password for Rite Aid, and then really got confused when they went down there and found that they don't even have WiFi.

 

[MathisJones]

Would Jesus steal Internet?

 

[BOwens21]

I saw one a while back called FightClub. I thought they weren't supposed to talk about that kind of thing.