I love when Buford T. Justice [unaware that he's talking to The Bandit in the "gimme a diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast. I'm in a goddamned hurry" chat] touts his legal chops: "Bank robbin'? Bank robbin' is baby shit alongside what this dude's doin'...driving through folks' yards, knockin' down mailboxes...got a girl in the car with him, don't beieve he's got her permission, dat's kidnappin'...took her across the state line, dat's the Mann Act! How's dat for high jinx???"