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If a hot blonde Russian woman offers you a drink, just say no.

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Wait...the article says the gang was selling "organs"....isn't the schlong the organ?

And, who's buying used testicles?
 
Wasn't Funk going to Russia? I wonder if they have a new size record for "captured" nuts?
"Amurican turrist hav da size uv bowlun bulls..."
 
There is a possible related article over to the right about this dude who chops off his own penis after his wife left him, maybe he was in the market for used junk.

related article?
 
Originally posted by fsu1jreed:
Anyone seen the movie 'Hard Candy'?
Yep although I was thinking more along the lines of Under the Skin.

I'm not saying it was aliens.....but it was aliens.
 
Wonder what the wife does now that she knows her husband is a cheater. Ball(s) is definitely in her court.
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Originally posted by seminole4life1:
Can't wait until gonolz has a similar story with his "girlfriend"
, still there
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. Plus, that bitch has only paid our bar tab once. I think I would get suspicious if she started offering me drinks she paid for.
 
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