Lochte a disgrace to the USA!!!

[noleit]

I'm sure gutternation has minions everywhere, they're like cockroaches.

 

[Ward17]

Honestly he would have been better off getting caught with drugs/hookers lol

 

[Dr. Nole]

Once a gator...

 

[Dr. Nole]

 

[Lemon Thrower]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh ok then <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Ryan?src=hash">#Ryan</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/lochte?src=hash">#lochte</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ryanlochte?src=hash">#ryanlochte</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/meme?src=hash">#meme</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/swimming?src=hash">#swimming</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/gold?src=hash">#gold</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/medal?src=hash">#medal</a> <a href="http://t.co/kQx5BvY2">pic.twitter.com/kQx5BvY2</a></p>&mdash; SwimTheFly (@SwimTheFly_) <a href="">August 14, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[CoDuke]

Wow, just another gate attention whore

 

[goldmom]

Top 1% of the top 1%. Go gata.

 

[Lemon Thrower]

 

[Nole Daddy]

Just another reason to hate gators.

 

[DFSNOLE]

1. This is written way too well to have come directly from that rock head.
2. What a load of crap!

 

[LesClaypool]

100% chance that someone else wrote that for him. He doesn't know what at least 75% of those words mean. He makes Tebow look Ivy League.

 

[mutoey]

He might as well do what Olympians before him did, like Bruce Jenner, who was faced with serious criminal charges (Bruce killed someone by running them over) and get a sex change. It is like a get out of jail free card. His name can be Rhonda Lochte.

 

[NDallasRuss]

1. This is written way too well to have come directly from that rock head.
2. What a load of crap!

View embedded media

And there you have it:

 

[funksouljon]

And per "his" statement, he is sticking to having a gun pulled on him.

I've been out late in many countries, sometimes drunk and would NEVER describe it as traumatic.

 

[FSUTribe76]

And per "his" statement, he is sticking to having a gun pulled on him.

I've been out late in many countries, sometimes drunk and would NEVER describe it as traumatic.

Well that part was actually true. It was just a real cop and wasn't anywhere near his head plus no stubborn heroics on his part.

 

[funksouljon]

wasn't anywhere near his head plus no stubborn heroics on his part.

The rest could have been a true event, but that was the only sign I needed to know his story was BS. Only in the movies do people lean in and dare the guy holding the gun. I've seen his shoe collection, he's not that hard.

 

[Nole Daddy]

The guy is truly and embarrassment. Glad he is a gator though.

 

[paulnvalerie]

Anyone else waiting for the email -

Hi, my name is James Feigen, an American Olympian visiting Brazil. I have been unfairly imprisoned and local authorities have confiscated my passport. They are now insisting I pay $10,800 in order to let me return home to America. Any assistance you can provide in wiring money would be greatly appreciated....

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

1. This is written way too well to have come directly from that rock head.
2. What a load of crap!

View embedded media

Clearly the carefully-tailored work of at least 2 criminal defense lawyers and 3 public relations handlers. Seriously, this guy is almost mentally disabled, so he obviously had no hand in writing this.