Remember the little snippet when Jerry walks in the apartment and throws his belt in the trash because it touched the urinal?? I still think of that when I walk into a public restroom
Most memorable Seinfeld episodes
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The great thing about the show was that every ep had multiple, unrelated threads that by the end of the 30 minutes were ALL ACTUALLY RELATED. It was like a sitcom version of the book Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. This show was one you did not miss because everyone would be talking about it the next day.
Here are some that pop to mind:
Jerry becomes friends with the famous baseball payer, but balks at "going all the way" by helping him move after being friends for only a week or so.
Close talker
The sea was angry that day
Ball man
Kramer's vanity plate mistake: a$$man
big Stein wants a calzone!
The bit with the deaf girl mis-reading lips from across the room. "sweep with you"
Mr. Costanza understands what the Vietnamese ladies are saying about Elaine in the nail salon
Here are some that pop to mind:
Jerry becomes friends with the famous baseball payer, but balks at "going all the way" by helping him move after being friends for only a week or so.
Close talker
The sea was angry that day
Ball man
Kramer's vanity plate mistake: a$$man
big Stein wants a calzone!
The bit with the deaf girl mis-reading lips from across the room. "sweep with you"
Mr. Costanza understands what the Vietnamese ladies are saying about Elaine in the nail salon
Will add:
The re-gifter
Marked Book from being read in Bathroom
Not that there is anything wrong with that
Kramer refuses to wear the AIDS ribbon!
The re-gifter
Marked Book from being read in Bathroom
Not that there is anything wrong with that
Kramer refuses to wear the AIDS ribbon!
With all due respect to Seinfeld, the "Slow Donnie" episode of Just Shoot Me is the best single episode of a sitcom.
merv griffin ep on imdb has higher rating than slow Donnie and 10 times as many votes. lol.
Who cares about that? Justin Bieber's sold more records than Stevie Ray Vaughan. Does that make him better?
“The Jerk store called and their running out of you!”
“What’s the difference you are their all time best seller!!!!”
“Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!”
“His wife is in a coma.”
“What’s the difference you are their all time best seller!!!!”
“Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!”
“His wife is in a coma.”
so funny you should mention that. I almost threw in a quote from there when I was replying to this thread.
chickenpot, chickenpot, chickenpot piiiiiiiiie
MY PANTS ARE TIGHT!
Shrinkage
Assman
He took it out
Pizzaria owner and father of Jerry's date doesn't wash hands after using toilet
Master of your domain
The Ukraine is weak. Anytime I hear mention of Ukraine or Risk.
When George has the shelves installed under his desk where he sleeps and Mr. Steinbrenner hears the clock and thinks it's a bomb.
When George does the opposite of what he'd normally do.
CARTWRIGHT!!!
But I don't want to be a pirate. I use that anytime I see a puffy shirt.
When George has the shelves installed under his desk where he sleeps and Mr. Steinbrenner hears the clock and thinks it's a bomb.
When George does the opposite of what he'd normally do.
CARTWRIGHT!!!
But I don't want to be a pirate. I use that anytime I see a puffy shirt.
I’m late to this but Seinfeld is a top 3 comedy of all time for me— along with Cheers and The Office.
I still watch the reruns although my local channel in Atlanta has stopped showing them at 10pm.
The show was top notch- probably best comedy during 1993- 1996.. When Susan died in 1996 the story lines weren’t the same after that (much like when Michael left The Office). The difference is Michael was the main attraction of the show while Susan was just an extra character that really many other actresses could have played that role... meaning she was not essential to the storylines. But after she died the writing went down....
My favorite episodes are:
1. The doll episode (1996) where Susan’s doll looks like George’s mother.
2. The Rye (1996)... George dating Susan caused some interesting interactions with her wealthy waspy parents including having Jerry throw a marble rye outside the window to make it look like it’s always been there.
3. The Fire (1994) Erik the clown (Jon Favreau) makes an appearance which involves George knocking everyone over to save himself in an apparent apartment fire.
I still watch the reruns although my local channel in Atlanta has stopped showing them at 10pm.
The show was top notch- probably best comedy during 1993- 1996.. When Susan died in 1996 the story lines weren’t the same after that (much like when Michael left The Office). The difference is Michael was the main attraction of the show while Susan was just an extra character that really many other actresses could have played that role... meaning she was not essential to the storylines. But after she died the writing went down....
My favorite episodes are:
1. The doll episode (1996) where Susan’s doll looks like George’s mother.
2. The Rye (1996)... George dating Susan caused some interesting interactions with her wealthy waspy parents including having Jerry throw a marble rye outside the window to make it look like it’s always been there.
3. The Fire (1994) Erik the clown (Jon Favreau) makes an appearance which involves George knocking everyone over to save himself in an apparent apartment fire.
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"Manssierre" and "the Bro." George walks in on his dad getting a fitting from Kramer. The woman Jerry dates with "lobster hands." Cosmo joins and dominates the kid's Taekwondo class, but they get revenge.
The Pick.
That is one magic lugy.
Rusty! While Kramer rides a horse carriage for a couple.
Stealing the loaf of rye bread from the old lady.
They are real. And they are spectacular!
That's Jo Dimaggio dunking his doughnut! WELP! WELP!
Eliese describing her orgasms. Fake. Fake. and Fake.
Fluffy shirt with Bryant Gumbel.
Look away Jerry. I look hideous.
Let's sit down on the couch and have a chew.
That is one magic lugy.
Rusty! While Kramer rides a horse carriage for a couple.
Stealing the loaf of rye bread from the old lady.
They are real. And they are spectacular!
That's Jo Dimaggio dunking his doughnut! WELP! WELP!
Eliese describing her orgasms. Fake. Fake. and Fake.
Fluffy shirt with Bryant Gumbel.
Look away Jerry. I look hideous.
Let's sit down on the couch and have a chew.
