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The American Psycho thread got me thinking about well-known movies I've never seen. Here are a few I can think of:

Modern:
American Psycho
Fight Club
Any of the Matrix movies

Classics:
Citizen Kane
Wizard of Oz
Raging Bull

What about you?
 
To the OP, you're really missing out with Fight Club. On my personal top-5 list.
 
I think the big one that I haven't seen that people would respond to is Avatar. It just held no interest for me at all. Sure, there are others, like Basic Instinct, Blade Runner, V for Vendetta, and Grand Torino that a lot of people have seen that I haven't, but I think Avatar is the biggest.
 
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The American Psycho thread got me thinking about well-known movies I've never seen. Here are a few I can think of:

Modern:
American Psycho
Fight Club
Any of the Matrix movies

Classics:
Citizen Kane
Wizard of Oz
Raging Bull

What about you?

The only "classics" I can think of that I haven't seen for one reason or another are:

Movies that I actually want to see-
Donnie Darko
Life of Pi

Movies on this list http://www.filmsite.org/afi100filmsA.html
I haven't seen but don't care to see-
7) The Graduate
8) On the Waterfront
16) All About Eve
31) Annie Hall
34) It Happened One Night
37) The Best Years of Our Life
38) Double Indemnity
51) The Philadelphia Story
63) Stagecoach
66) Network
69) Shane
73) Wuthering Heights
74) The Gold Rush
76) City Lights
81) Modern Times
92) A Place in the Sun
93) The Apartment
 
I think the big one that I haven't seen that people would respond to is Avatar. It just held no interest for me at all. Sure, there are others, like Basic Instinct, Blade Runner, V for Vendetta, and Grand Torino that a lot of people have seen that I haven't, but I think Avatar is the biggest.

V for Vendetta is an absolutely great movie and you should immediately see it.

The rest are just ok. Blade Runner is a HUGELY influential movie with the first "real" depiction of a dystopia and the costume design that shaped actual fashion for a LONG time, but honestly it's a slow, not very surprising movie. Blade Runner is the Pixies or Melvins of SciFi movies, hugely influential on better movies and overly hyped as great but ultimately not that great on its own merits.

Avatar is just a great tech demo for 3D movies and decent computer animation but is a terribly dumb, "White Guy is the best (insert blank culture he observes)"/Dances with Smurfs in Space movie. It's FAR from my favorite sci-fi movie and other than nice cgi eyecandy it's not worth watching.

Basic Instinct has one Second's worth of spread eagle vagina and a couple lesbo kisses back when that was worth paying money to see. Other than that, it's a straight forward "murder mystery" with a wealthy bad girl love interest. Meh. Wild Things has better nudity, better sex scenes and an actually passable plot.

Grand Torino was fine just forgettable.

But V for Vendetta is fantastic! I watch it every Guy Fawkes Day with some Limey food I cook and some Limey beer I buy.
 
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V for Vendetta is an absolutely great movie and you should immediately see it.

The rest are just ok. Blade Runner is a HUGELY influential movie with the first "real" depiction of a dystopia and the costume design that shaped actual fashion for a LONG time, but honestly it's a slow, not very surprising movie. Blade Runner is the Pixies or Melvina of SciFi movies, hugely influential on better movies and overly hyped as great but ultimately not that great on its own merits.

Avatar is just a great tech demo for 3D movies and decent computer animation but is a terribly dumb, "White Guy is the best (insert blank culture he observes)"/Dances with Smurfs in Space movie. It's FAR from my favorite sci-fi movie and other than nice cgi eyecandy it's not worth watching.

Basic Instinct has one Second's worth of spread eagle vagina and a couple lesbo kisses back when that was worth paying money to see. Other than that, it's a straight forward "murder mystery" with a wealthy bad girl love interest. Meh. Wild Things has better nudity, better sex scenes and an actually passable plot.

Grand Torino was fine just forgettable.

But V for Vendetta is fantastic! I watch it every Guy Fawkes Day with some Limey food I cook and some Limey beer I buy.
I guess I should probably see it then. I'll have to see if Comcast or Prime has it available for free.

I do like Wild Things...
 
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I think the big one that I haven't seen that people would respond to is Avatar. It just held no interest for me at all. Sure, there are others, like Basic Instinct, Blade Runner, V for Vendetta, and Grand Torino that a lot of people have seen that I haven't, but I think Avatar is the biggest.

Avatar was the most painful movie I have ever had to endure. From about an hour into the movie until the third hour I kept saying, yeah, we get it writers and director, military is bad and humans are destroying the environment. I was in the USMC for eight years, which made the movie piss me off royally. Oh, and Titanic, don't get me started on that colossal waste of my limited time on planet earth. My wife giggled every time I whispered "come on, sink already!"
 
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Avatar was the most painful movie I have ever had to endure. From about an hour into the movie until the third hour I kept saying, yeah, we get it writers and director, military is bad and humans are destroying the environment. I was in the USMC for eight years, which made the movie piss me off royally. Oh, and Titanic, don't get me started on that colossal waste of my limited time on planet earth. My wife giggled every time I whispered "come on, sink already!"

Everyone is different but I thought Titanic was very well done. Pearl Harbor, on the other hand, which tried to do the "love story" with history telling completely flopped IMO.
 
Everyone is different but I thought Titanic was very well done. Pearl Harbor, on the other hand, which tried to do the "love story" with history telling completely flopped IMO.

"Here, far, wherever you are."
 
All the Star Trek movies after the second one.
All the Harry Potter movies after the first one.
All the Rocky movies after the second one.
All the Jurassic Park movies after the first one.

I'm not big on most sequels.

The best Pearl Harbor movie is Tora,Tora,Tora.
 
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All the Star Trek movies after the second one.
All the Harry Potter movies after the first one.
All the Rocky movies after the second one.
All the Jurassic Park movies after the first one.

I'm not big on most sequels.

The best Pearl Harbor movie is Tora,Tora,Tora.

Now you're damn talk in' TORA TORA TORA!! I'm drunk by the way since our power came on and the liquor store reopened.
 
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Never have seen:
  • E.T.
  • Jackie Brown (but I've seen the rest of Quentin's movies dozens of times a piece, go figure)
  • The Dirty Dozen
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Dreamgirls (though much of it was filmed in my office building)
  • Mean Streets
and way too many new movies to name - not a fan of superhero or comic book-based movies and have seen about 10% of them

Whoever has not seen the Graduate, you should. It is emblematic of a generation - and the soundtrack basically went platinum after it was repackaged as Simon & Garfunkle's Greatest Hits. It also ages particularly well - when I first saw it I was a teen (when VCRs started showing up in everyone's house :) ) I considered Mrs. Robinson to be The Devil. 20 years later I could totally see her side of the argument and thought she got a raw deal. Also, she should get props as the ProtoMILF. She was 35 playing a 44 year old, while Dustin was 29 playing a 21 year old - and not for a moment did you think there wasn't a 20+ year age gap between them.

To me (only) this is the best movie of all time. I used to be in the habit of giving away copies as graduation presents to my younger friends, with a note that read "before you figure out what you want to be, you need to figure out who you want to be."
 
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Dude, those are 3 of the greatest movies ever made; Gone with the Wind hasn't aged as well, but Citizen Kane and Casablanca...wow!
Movies "of a certain age" have a difficult time holding a modern audience's attention. I love movies and I know how great Citizen Kane and Casablanca are, but I have never been able to sit through either of them all at once. Lots of "great" movies fall into that category for me. David Lean is one of the greatest directors of all time, but I have NEVER been able to sit through one of his movies in its entirety.

I think that there is a "sweet spot" - some movies that are "too old for me" won't hold my interest for their duration, and some movies that are "too young for me" will never capture my interest at all. I will NEVER care what tribulations the X-Men are undergoing. Or any tortured, tormented Batman after Michael Keaton. Bourne? Nope. Mission Impossible? No, the first one bored me, the rest I never made time for. Movies by Chris Nolan, PT or Wes Anderson, Aronofsky, Coen brothers no way. But, movies by John Hughes, Ridley or Tony Scott, Marty, Richard Donner, Zemeckis, Francis, Clint - I am all over those.
 
Any of the Harry Potter movies, or Lord of the Rings, or Forrest Gump and just about anything with Tom Hanks in it. No Whoopi Goldberg or Patrick Swayze movies.

And I am pissed that Susan Saranoon is in S5 of Ray Donovan.
 
Never seen Fight Club, any of the Harry Potter movies, and refuse to watch any of this Star Wars garbage movies since the Mouse took over the franchise.
 
andrefuse to watch any of this Star Wars garbage movies since the Mouse took over the franchise.

It's the exact opposite and I'm hardly a Disney fan. Disney literally saved Star Wars and its fans from the bloated, corpulent and intellectually lazy George Lucas.

I will say the reports from the set and the chaos of the firings around it likely means the Han Solo standalone is going to be prequel level bad. But the first of the sequel trilogy was pretty good, certainly better than Return of the Jedi and Rogue One was fantastic.
 
This board goes bananas for Survivor and Big Brother so I expected a lot of the "I haven't seen" responses. Bet they DVR the hell out of Dr. Phil though.
 
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This board goes bananas for Survivor and Big Brother so I expected a lot of the "I haven't seen" responses. Bet they DVR the hell out of Dr. Phil though.

Locker Roomers wear their "I haven't participated in..." with palpable pride.

"I've never ______ and I don't ever intend to" (if you listen carefully, you can hear the sounds of chests puffing up with perceived badassery.
 
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Locker Roomers wear their "I haven't participated in..." with palpable pride.

"I've never ______ and I don't ever intend to" (if you listen carefully, you can hear the sounds of chests puffing up with perceived badassery.

"perceived"?
 
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The Blind Side
Miracle on 34th Street
A Christmas Story
Any Harry Potter movie
 
Harry Potter movies. I've tried, but can't make it through, I have zero interest.

My wife plays them on a loop and has read the books.

I'm not sure why she likes me.
 
Harry Potter movies. I've tried, but can't make it through, I have zero interest.

My wife plays them on a loop and has read the books.

I'm not sure why she likes me.
Harry Potter movies are awful. I'm with you. I've tried to watch most if not all of them. I may have made it through one of them - no idea which one - with my daughter, years ago. Can't remember. I know I've stopped watching every one that I can remember though.

Also, it pleases me to no end, knowing that Harry Potter nerds are going to be livid over this post. :)
 
Never have seen:
  • E.T.
  • Jackie Brown (but I've seen the rest of Quentin's movies dozens of times a piece, go figure)
  • The Dirty Dozen
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Dreamgirls (though much of it was filmed in my office building)
  • Mean Streets
and way too many new movies to name - not a fan of superhero or comic book-based movies and have seen about 10% of them

Whoever has not seen the Graduate, you should. It is emblematic of a generation - and the soundtrack basically went platinum after it was repackaged as Simon & Garfunkle's Greatest Hits. It also ages particularly well - when I first saw it I was a teen (when VCRs started showing up in everyone's house :) ) I considered Mrs. Robinson to be The Devil. 20 years later I could totally see her side of the argument and thought she got a raw deal. Also, she should get props as the ProtoMILF. She was 35 playing a 44 year old, while Dustin was 29 playing a 21 year old - and not for a moment did you think there wasn't a 20+ year age gap between them.

To me (only) this is the best movie of all time. I used to be in the habit of giving away copies as graduation presents to my younger friends, with a note that read "before you figure out what you want to be, you need to figure out who you want to be."

Funny. I think the Graduate is super overrated. It's not very funny, the central character is a whiny a-hole, and the demonization of Mrs. Robinson is super weird. I think it's something I just couldn't relate to at all...I was married with kids by 24, so some of these "rich kids struggle to find themselves" movies have a hard time appealing to me.

But I know I'm in the minority. I will say, the final sequence is iconic and brilliantly done, and the final shot is arguably the best in any film. Worth seeing for that if nothing else. While I just liked the movie ok, I do think of that final shot frequently.
 
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