Since the countdown to football is looming , I guess it's time to mention the pre-college football season warnings. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but each of you have been warned.
1. I will NOT attend ANYTHING past noon on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on a television.
a. Events with FLORIDA STATE football take priority over all other events....
b. Events with ACC football will take priority over all other events except FSU football.
2. I WILL be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while FSU is playing.
3. I will WEAR FSU APPAREL on Saturday. *No exceptions*
4. Weddings & all other events are for bye weeks or planned around GAME TIME!!! God made the months of May and June for weddings. It's not my fault you are starting your married life & such proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I am not saying I won't be there but I will do my best as soon as the game is over.
5. In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not an FSU fan,you will not cheer against FSU and I will not cheer against your team. This rule can be confusing to some, but it is explained by saying that you can make positive statements for your team while not making negative comments against FSU.
BUT: If your team is Florida, Miami, or any team that is ranked ahead of Florida State I will cheer against your team whether you are present or not.
