Old school pickup lines

[runkpanole]

Everything I won’t do is on a first date is on the back of my card

There’s nothing there?

Exactly!

 

[goldmom]

Everything I won’t do is on a first date is on the back of my card

There’s nothing there?

Exactly!

Like Mother like son?

 

[littleitch1]

No
Thank God or I would have date rape drugging added to the rape and murder I’ve been labeled with!

5 yrs ago I was just a sociopath on these boards

I will need a bigger internet trophy room

 

[MagNoleA]

I’m so very urbanish, I thought you were talking about a turtle.

Meanwhile......, our is our offensive line looking?

 

[MagNoleA]

Number One - I don’t believe the calendar has moved forward all that much regarding this issue
Number Two - you and BV are being pranked.
Number Three - if you’re not then Mr. Itch needs to be scratched.

Is there a number four or five or a formal Top Ten List? This was beginning to peak my interest.
Kasey Kasum

 

[goldmom]

Meanwhile......, our is our offensive line looking?

Most of Itch’s lines ARE offensive.

 

[littleitch1]

Love it!!

 

[OrlandNole]

I’m so very urbanish, I thought you were talking about a turtle.

When I was growing up, a local restaurant (The Yearling) had T-shirts that said "Eat 'mo cooter."

 

[West Duval Nole]

You got any (Whatever nationality you are)in you? If she says No, reply want Some? If she says yes, reply want some more?

Are your feet tired? Cuz you been walking around in my mind all day.

Was your daddy a thief? Cuz he stole the stars from the sky and put em in your eyes?

Is that Windex in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants!

Are you hurt? Just making sure you didn't get hurt when you fell from heaven.

You know what would look good on you? Me!

I never believed in love at first sight, but that's before I saw you.

 

[GCSandy]

Do you bite always worked for me. Light hearted humor

 

[MagNoleA]

Most of Itch’s lines ARE offensive.

I get it!

 

[West Duval Nole]

Do you bite always worked for me. Light hearted humor

How many times did their bites break skin and cause you to bleed?

 

[MagNoleA]

I’ve been more than once myself.

Have you ever visited the Lesser Antilles? Asking for a friend.

 

[goldmom]

Have you ever visited the Lesser Antilles? Asking for a friend.

Huh? 🤔

 

[SoddyNole]

Had dinner in dunnelon tonight at a little mom n pop place

So I threw some of my old fart lines at the waitress

She loved them!

Specially when I said “ keep the cooter warm”!

If I would have said ol John don’t need no blue pill, it would have pushed her over the top!

 

[TheonGreyJoy]

You must be from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see!

 

[rtpnole]

I’m so very urbanish, I thought you were talking about a turtle.

Would said turtle be frightened?

 

[rtpnole]

Did I miss this one? “If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?”

 

[DFSNOLE]

Itch, take this out of your rotation.

Man facing sex abuse charges after allegedly groping, kissing woman after asking her for a hug

A Bettendorf man is accused of groping and kissing a woman after knocking on her door and asking for a hug.

qctimes.com

 

[littleitch1]

Itch, take this out of your rotation.

Man facing sex abuse charges after allegedly groping, kissing woman after asking her for a hug

A Bettendorf man is accused of groping and kissing a woman after knocking on her door and asking for a hug.

qctimes.com

Huh?
Sorry folks
That ain’t itch!

Itch is my avatar with the two potties!

 

[littleitch1]

No boat??no stupid old pick up lines?
Frickin amateur!

Btw if she was packin, well put it this way the groped would grope no more!

 

[TheonGreyJoy]

Itch, take this out of your rotation.

Man facing sex abuse charges after allegedly groping, kissing woman after asking her for a hug

A Bettendorf man is accused of groping and kissing a woman after knocking on her door and asking for a hug.

qctimes.com

That could be Torbee!

 

[SeaPA]

Please be more specific, which part are you speaking of?

This old dumbassasaurus is a little slow ya know

Have you ever been to dunnelon Florida?
If you have you would know that it’s probably the one place where stupid old lines would get a positive response!

Yeah, it's still the 1950s in Dunnellon. Your lines are certainly still "modern times" there.

 

[SeaPA]

If you think saying “c….” to any server is nothing to condemn, we live in very very different worlds. Embarrassing to see any fellow Nole post that crap. And nothing at all wrong with me expressing that.

What's wrong with cooters? Shoot, Inverness, FL (which is pretty close to Dunnellon) has an annual festival honoring them!

It's even been featured on The Daily Show

 

[NoleSince1961]

What's wrong with cooters? Shoot, Inverness, FL (which is pretty close to Dunnellon) has an annual festival honoring them!

It's even been featured on The Daily Show

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I’m pretty sure there were no turtles involved in his restaurant conversation.
(and btw, that clip is hilarious, thx. If Ed Helms were talking to the server, I’d give him a pass. Legit comedians get special license that we mere mortals do not. I’d also give OP a pass if the server was carrying a water turtle and he had a better delivery.)

 

[littleitch1]

That video was hilarious!

Ed helms is the perfect guy for the job in it!

Yeah, my delivery is probably lacking, but the energy was there!


In pompano there’s a strip center called “ vag”plaza!

 

[Dr. Nole]

”I’m unemployed and I live with my parents”

 

[littleitch1]

Heading to Ocala for a weeks work

Ya know what that means!!

Hell yeah

Dunnelon and “ cooter girl”!!

Yeah baby, here I come girl
Gonna make ya mine, all mine
Ooh! Foxy lady

I’m comin to getcha