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Golf PGSF FedEx Cup Week 15 The Masters

Well, color me happy. And that may have been the best final 9 holes (plus playoff) I've ever watched in all these years of The Masters. Even better than Bubba's ridiculous blast out of the bushes. Rory earned it for sure, and I'm happy for him.
 
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Congrats, FSU & Golf, Dawg and Ed (minus Ouija)...btw, what has become of the little fella?
Funny you should ask. The PoPo were very nice, and all they really wanted was details on the All-Knowing, All-Omniscient Ouija Board--his tendencies, where he might try to hide (he apparently fled the scene after the assault) so they could track him down and determine what they would do with him. I just played dumb (which really isn't very difficult for me.) and gave them the address of the Goodwill I donated it to.

They called back later, said they found him in a bar on Del Prado, drunk as a skunk, and being belligerent to elderly people. Asked if I wanted it back--I said, hell no. That's why I gave it away! Seems neither Goodwill or the family that bought it from them wanted it back either. I told them surely an officer somewhere here knows someone who throws regular fire pits, and suggested this would be good kindling to start it.

Thus ends the saga of the All-Knowing, All-Omniscient Ouija Board. I seem to be doing OK without him now.

God help me if that Indian fakir or gypsy woman suddenly show up at my door. I may be forced to just shoot them on the spot.
 
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Funny you should ask. The PoPo were very nice, and all they really wanted was details on the All-Knowing, All-Omniscient Ouija Board--his tendencies, where he might try to hide (he apparently fled the scene after the assault) so they could track him down and determine what they would do with him. I just played dumb (which really isn't very difficult for me.) and gave them the address of the Goodwill I donated it to.

They called back later, said they found him in a bar on Del Prado, drunk as a skunk, and being belligerent to elderly people. Asked if I wanted it back--I said, hell no. That's why I gave it away! Seems neither Goodwill or the family that bought it from them wanted it back either. I told them surely an officer somewhere here knows someone who throws regular fire pits, and suggested this would be good kindling to start it.

Thus ends the saga of the All-Knowing, All-Omniscient Ouija Board. I seem to be doing OK without him now.

God help me if that Indian fakir or gypsy woman suddenly show up at my door. I may be forced to just shoot them on the spot.
She was a gypsy woman...
 
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