Planet Fitness isn't the Judgment Free zone that they claim

[West Duval Nole]

I mean you can't even do yoga in the attire you desire.
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[OrlandNole]

I wonder if he set off the Spunk Alarm?

 

[ReliableOstrich]

Planet Fitness trying to step on this man's freedom!

 

[LesClaypool]

I mean you can't even do yoga in the attire you desire.
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This Thread Does NOT Need Pics

 

[Fijimn]

They were reading this article on the local sports radio channel and one of the hosts said that Planet Fitness has an alarm that sounds whenever someone drops a weight. I think it's called a Lurch Alarm or Douche Alarm. I thought that was a great idea. My 24 Hour Fitness is filled with yoked up douches that slam their dumb bells after "maxing out"

 

[SatBchNole]

That dude is only 34?

 

[noleit]

After that they should probably just get new yoga mats so that crowd can transcend in peace.

 

[WeatheredWarrior]

They were reading this article on the local sports radio channel and one of the hosts said that Planet Fitness has an alarm that sounds whenever someone drops a weight. I think it's called a Lurch Alarm or Douche Alarm. I thought that was a great idea. My 24 Hour Fitness is filled with yoked up douches that slam their dumb bells after "maxing out"

It's the 'Lunk Alarm'. There's an old-school beacon light on the wall that goes with it.

 

[seminole97]

Planet Fitness trying to step on this man's freedom!

You have a right to bare arms, not ass!

 

[cgj0198]

cops walk in and this guy is doing a naked downward dog

 

[maddog69]

That dude is only 34?

My first thought too. Livin' rough in the NH.