What you need is a bottle of chloroform a rag and then any secluded place will do. Try parks or parking garages for best results. Wear some dark clothes and of course don't forget to accessorize with some nice gloves. You'll do fine.
Next go around she has to be a Nole fan. Its really annoying being in a relationship with someone that has no clue about being a real fan. Ex was a fair weather Ohio State fan. She wore all the gear when they were doing good. Ask her to sing you the fight song or their cheer and she had no clue. WTF was I thinking?