Sooo which one of you was flying on Transavia Air?

[InjunJoe]

https://nypost.com/2018/02/18/farty-passenger-forces-flight-to-make-emergency-landing/

Poop? Bart? Was that you?

 

[F4Gary]

As the cabin altitude goes up, the gas in your intestines expands. It's quite normal and you can't stop it from expanding.
Just thought I'd pass that along.

 

[InjunJoe]

Please don't try to smoother the hilarity with facts. So your telling me that, I would not have wanted to visit the pilot cabin when you were flying?

 

[TallyNole93]

Just wanted to pass it along?

 

[ericram]

In the age of cell phone video abound, why oh why must we be left to use out own imaginations on what really happened here.

 

[GwinnettNole]

You need to mention "fart" in the subject, like the article heading, it would guarantee views and clicks with the group

 

[OrlandNole]

#vampirefarts

 

[GoNolesTX]

Thank God for the cloth seats. Much easier to suppress sound.

 

[ericram]

Wet beer farts are the worst when flying.

 

[F4Gary]

Just wanted to pass it along?

 

[Phyrst1]

That’s why you need to pound some Krystal burgers before you fly. Makes the flight that much more fun. Especially crop dusting first class as you head to the back cattle cars...

 

[noleclone2]

I once had a flight where someone in my section was absolutely killing it. Like paint peeling, sewage treatment plant intake area level silent bombs every 3-6 minutes. To the point people were vocally expressing exasperation in the form of sighs and ughhhs that eventually devolved into raw anger and "Oh come on, just stop already?!?!?!?!".

The problem for me was, the area was mainly women and kids, so as the token 6'4" 250 pound guy in the area, I was getting a lot of crusty faces sent my way. I am fairly certain, my presence was the comfort that gave this nearby woman, whoever she was, cover to unleash fury vs holding it in.

 

[mwfudge]

Wet beer farts are the worst when flying.

 

[DFSNOLE]

For those of you who remember Nozzle and are friends with him on Facebook, you probably read his account of his trip back from the championship game. Absolutely hilarious

 

[mwfudge]

A little over two years ago I flew Air Canada from Tampa to Vancouver and I had to go through Toronto. I had a lengthy layover in Toronto so I went to the American Express lounge where I enjoyed free food and beverages (mostly beer) for three hours.

By the time I boarded my flight in Toronto I was nice and bloaty and when I sat in my aisle seat I was drilling some very ripe bombs into the seat. An elderly couple was sitting to my right and I imagine they were wondering which one of them let loose because most old people don't know when they're cutting the cheese.

I was passing gas so often that even when I was dozing off my own gas woke me up. When we landed in Vancouver I got up out of my seat and the worst stench arose from my seat and the elderly couple had looks on their faces like they witnessed a homicide.

I can say I was quite proud of myself that day. I'm sure that Air Canada had to spend a lot of money to fumigate that plane. That is if they didn't send it to an aircraft boneyard.

 

[InjunJoe]

^^^^^^^


LOL! It's for stories like this the that this thread was made. Fudge, thanks for not disappointing!



Your a REAL MAN OF GENIUS!

 

[Bartdog]

Ninja of the nasty. yeah that'll be my new screen name.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

A little over two years ago I flew Air Canada from Tampa to Vancouver and I had to go through Toronto. I had a lengthy layover in Toronto so I went to the American Express lounge where I enjoyed free food and beverages (mostly beer) for three hours.

By the time I boarded my flight in Toronto I was nice and bloaty and when I sat in my aisle seat I was drilling some very ripe bombs into the seat. An elderly couple was sitting to my right and I imagine they were wondering which one of them let loose because most old people don't know when they're cutting the cheese.

I was passing gas so often that even when I was dozing off my own gas woke me up. When we landed in Vancouver I got up out of my seat and the worst stench arose from my seat and the elderly couple had looks on their faces like they witnessed a homicide.

I can say I was quite proud of myself that day. I'm sure that Air Canada had to spend a lot of money to fumigate that plane. That is if they didn't send it to an aircraft boneyard.

Username checks out.