I've been on the back of the bus too. I'm not a member of the mile high club, but I am of the 55mph club......(I see what he did there.....). Things are different on the bus.Hey now, 35 years ago SeaPA used to sit on a Greyhound bus to Tally to escape the boredom of a small town in southern Georgia. I didn't talk to any fish, but I did get very excited when the stop in the next town south was at a liquor store. When I got back on the bus with a handful of cans of Club Cocktails, the driver told me "you know you can't drink those on the bus, right?"
When I responded, "I wouldn't think of doing that" he laughed & said, "go to the back of the bus, son."