The Cromarties....

[helmetnuts]

Debuting on USA Network 9 November...so many punchlines so little time

http://www.usanetwork.com/thecromarties/cast?cid=ps_Search__Always-On_2017Q4_

 

[Finance85]

What happened to the other kids. About half seem to be missing. First challenge is remembering all the names.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

HBO did a number on Cro during that Hard Knocks Ep. He nailed it in the first take (as he should) then in the second take he slipped up as there was some distraction in the background -- they obviously used that clip because they knew it would get all the luls and RTs.

Cro has gotten things together and is on a good path in life. He could easily have wound up in a much worse situation. That said, he should sue the semen out of the doc that did his vasectomy.

 

[Nolomite]

What happened to the other kids. About half seem to be missing. First challenge is remembering all the names.

He should have used George Foreman's solution for that challenge.


A family in my hometown had 8 kids - the 7 oldest were all boys named Ben. The youngest was the only girl - named "Dykey". She started calling herself "Bennie", probably when she figured out what "dyke" means in America.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

He should have used George Foreman's solution for that challenge.


A family in my hometown had 8 kids - the 7 oldest were all boys named Ben. The youngest was the only girl - named "Dykey". She started calling herself "Bennie", probably when she figured out what "dyke" means in America.

Why would you name all your kids the same thing?!

That's crazy!

 

[Nolomite]

Why would you name all your kids the same thing?!

That's crazy!

Foreman has 12 children, five sons and seven daughters. His five sons are George Jr., George III ("Monk"), George IV ("Big Wheel"), George V ("Red"), and George VI ("Little Joey"). On his website, Foreman explains, "I named all my sons George Edward Foreman so they would always have something in common. I say to them, "If one of us goes up, then we all go up together, and if one goes down, we all go down together!"

 

[NJ Nole]

I was a student teacher at lincoln when he was a senior. That dude couldnt read the word "cat".

 

[Gonolz]

I was a student teacher at lincoln when he was a senior. That dude couldnt read the word "cat".

Strange, with his umpteen kids, he obviously knew pussy cat very well.

 

[funksouljon]

What happened to the other kids. About half seem to be missing. First challenge is remembering all the names.

All I can think of is "we don't die, we multiply".

 

[GoNolesTX]

First, I had no idea that USA was even still a network.

Second, maybe there's a DB Coaching opportunity for Cro in his hometown?

 

[ReliableOstrich]

I was a student teacher at lincoln when he was a senior. That dude couldnt read the word "cat".

That really shows you the quality of our public education system.