Time for riveting game of LR diagnosis

[Gonolz]

It might be a tumor.

 

[Wendy79]

That or guanira.

 

[DanC78]

that or hemorrhoids maybe???

 

[Wendy79]

that or hemorrhoids maybe???

I can't figure out what you meant by guanira. Gonorrhea?

 

[billanole]

I can't figure out what you meant by guanira. Gonorrhea?

Long hand foh de clap.

 

[DanC78]

I can't figure out what you meant by guanira. Gonorrhea?

I do like you though Wendy, you and your love for cats.

Your comment just made me think of his quote, that's all!

 

[NDallasRuss]

I do like you though Wendy, you and your love for cats.

Your comment just made me think of his quote, that's all!

In Wendy's defense, that's WAY different than just being a grammar/spelling nazi. "Guanira" isn't even phonetically close to "Gonorrhea" - it's like you knew there was a disease that started with a "G" and then ran your finger across the keyboard to fill in the rest!

 

[DanC78]

In Wendy's defense, that's WAY different than just being a grammar/spelling nazi. "Guanira" isn't even phonetically close to "Gonorrhea" - it's like you knew there was a disease that started with a "G" and then ran your finger across the keyboard to fill in the rest!

pretty accurate

 

[Wendy79]

I do like you though Wendy, you and your love for cats.

Your comment just made me think of his quote, that's all!

Cats??

 

[2noles1cup]

Just webmd'd all that OP. Sounds like you have hepatitis.

 

[Fijimn]

We should start a pool....$5 buy in. I say it's guanira..

 

[NDallasRuss]

Just webmd'd all that OP. Sounds like you have hepatitis.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

In Wendy's defense, that's WAY different than just being a grammar/spelling nazi. "Guanira" isn't even phonetically close to "Gonorrhea" - it's like you knew there was a disease that started with a "G" and then ran your finger across the keyboard to fill in the rest!

Hahaha, was that what he was trying to spell? I was like dafuq is that and even googled that shit. Damn Dan, that's pretty bad, thanks for the laff doe.

 

[DanC78]

Hahaha, was that what he was trying to spell? I was like dafuq is that and even googled that shit. Damn Dan, that's pretty bad, thanks for the laff doe.

lol...no problem my man!

and I swear my spell check isn't working I just have to sound it out, that or put in the google search bar, which is too annoying to do when on phone.

my second guess would be...gone a reyaa

 

[billanole]

We should start a pool....$5 buy in. I say it's guanira..

Before I ante up, is this some kind of a dead pool? I don't wanna be in on killin no white people.

 

[nolelan]

I have been fatigued lately (even in the middle of the day), sore (all over as if my body is fighting an infection) and the last couple of nights have had night sweats. Also a cough, but I don't believe I have a cold (it is just an annoying caugh). So, what say the LR.

For the record, I'll be making an appointment with my doctor tomorrow, but I figured I hear some thoughts first.

Well Miami is in town so you could have just about any venerial disease if you havent been careful....

 

[Manch.]

You have AIDS.

That's my opinion, also.

 

[BarryB1081]

Ebola, definitely Ebola.

Or early signs that you're turning, and in that case ask the doctor to separate your head from your body.

 

[Wendy79]

I'm still trying to figure out why Dan thinks I love cats. I mean, they're fine, and kittens are cute. But I do not and will never own a cat.

 

[timenole]

I'm still trying to figure out why Dan thinks I love cats. I mean, they're fine, and kittens are cute. But I do not and will never own a cat.

You've always said you love cats.

 

[LesClaypool]

Where was the riveting part?

 

[BarryB1081]

I'm still trying to figure out why Dan thinks I love cats. I mean, they're fine, and kittens are cute. But I do not and will never own a cat.

 

[DanC78]

I'm still trying to figure out why Dan thinks I love cats. I mean, they're fine, and kittens are cute. But I do not and will never own a cat.

Wendy...for real?

 

[Wendy79]

Wendy...for real?

For real. They make me not breathe.

 

[Wendy79]

You've always said you love cats.

When have I said this?

 

[Wendy79]

Dogs, sure.

 

[CC0492]

I don't wanna be in on killin no white people.

So you do want to kill him!

 

[runkpanole]

Where was the riveting part?

You failed to try and provide a diagnosis...perhaps it wasn't riveting because you had nothing intelligent or even funny to offer?

 

[billanole]

So you do want to kill him!

Who gets the $5? It might be sillysybin.

 

[Banditking]

Guinea worm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculiasis

 

[West Duval Nole]

I'm still trying to figure out why Dan thinks I love cats. I mean, they're fine, and kittens are cute. But I do not and will never own a cat.

Didn't you say they taste like chicken?

 

[LesClaypool]

You failed to try and provide a diagnosis...perhaps it wasn't riveting because you had nothing intelligent or even funny to offer?

Yeah. It was my fault.

 

[HerdOfNoles]

That is why I said I would see my doc. She is pretty thorough. It's just odd. When I say fatigue, I mean come home at lunch and take a nap. Headaches in the morning are not uncommon the last couple weeks either. I assume blood work and other tests will be part of it.

Do you snore? Wake up tired in the morning?

 

[billanole]

Do you snore? Wake up tired in the morning?

Sleep walk? Grind your teeth?

 

[jackdanielsandcokefsu]

Sounds like you have the Beetus

 

[EconSean]

Menopause seems like a real possibility too.

 

[ChiefDunn]

Just eat some chicken noodle soup, chased by NyQuil cut with bourbon, and stop being a puss.

 

[NolegirlY2K]

In Wendy's defense, that's WAY different than just being a grammar/spelling nazi. "Guanira" isn't even phonetically close to "Gonorrhea" - it's like you knew there was a disease that started with a "G" and then ran your finger across the keyboard to fill in the rest!

Just spell the clap it's a lot easier to spell than gonorrhea

 

[DFSNOLE]

Just spell the clap it's a lot easier to spell than gonorrhea

We both know Dan would spell it calp.

 

[cmanole]

Try taking some herbal Viagra...