Toilet paper jokes

[MagNoleA]

In this tragic insanity, you gotta have a sense of humor. Does anyone have any toilet paper jokes?
I have discovered the alarming difference between one ply and two ply toilet paper.... for sure.
By finding the latter, it now wipes away many fears that I may have had. Can't imagine the feeling of being stranded on the porcelain. Our anxiety is high enough as things are; currently well stocked on such a crucial supply. We've just got to ROLL with the situation as we continue to flush this virus away ASAP. STAY SAFE my fellow Seminole comrads!

Charmin stock going up!
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
Steve Perry

 

[goldmom]

Hmm.
Personally, I think I may look into going "short" on Kimberly-Clark, Georgia-Pacific, and Procter and Gamble.
Who knows...Somebody could clean up.

I may take a swipe at it.

 

[MagNoleA]

Hmm.
Personally, I think I may look into going "short" on Kimberly-Clark, Georgia-Pacific, and Procter and Gamble.
Who knows...Somebody could clean up.

I may take a swipe at it.

I tend to shy away from "short" issues. You know we could ration our own toilet paper by maximizing its use to four squares per wipe; with a maximum of four wipes allowed at each pinch a loaf encounter. If not, its MAY DAY!

 

[Dr. Nole]

 

[FreeNole]

We bought one of these. Problem averted.

Amazon product ASIN B06Y32FG2N

 

[goldmom]

I scored a 36 pack last Friday at BJ’s...I’m set!

 

[SoddyNole]

 

[MagNoleA]

I scored a 36 pack last Friday at BJ’s...I’m set!

You must not have received the memo on shameful hoarding...
36. For some people, that could be their final score in playing darts.

 

[Random_John]

Scott toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as hell and doesn't take ish off of anyone

 

[F4Gary]

 

[Andre']

In this tragic insanity, you gotta have a sense of humor. Does anyone have any toilet paper jokes?
I have discovered the alarming difference between one ply and two ply toilet paper.... for sure.
By finding the latter, it now wipes away many fears that I may have had. Can't imagine the feeling of being stranded on the porcelain. Our anxiety is high enough as things are; currently well stocked on such a crucial supply. We've just got to ROLL with the situation as we continue to flush this virus away ASAP. STAY SAFE my fellow Seminole comrads!

Charmin stock going up!
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
Steve Perry

A neighbor's home was TP'd last night. Today the home's value shot up by $10,000.00.

 

[12Nole]

I wish I could tell another toliet paper joke but I'm all out.

 

[YondaimeDevilDog939913]

I ordered TP like 2 months ago and it still hasn't arrived. I think that's a bit of a joke.