TV Quotes

[MagNoleA]

"Ladies and Gentleman, Take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
Dr. Sidney Freedman
@ MASH #4077

 

[MagNoleA]

"Life is a Bitch. And then you die. And Mickey Mouse is just another rat."
Norrrrrm

 

[goldmom]

Fireball? 😉

 

[RiskDoc]

"You can't handle the truth!"

 

[DFSNOLE]

"You can't handle the truth!"

That's a movie quote unless we're including replays on TV.

 

[goldmom]

That's a movie quote unless we're including replays on TV.

A good quote is hard to waste...

 

[DFSNOLE]

A good quote is hard to waste...

But can the Doc handle the truth of not posting a TV quote?

 

[MagNoleA]

Fireball? 😉

Necessary? Tough, brutal, abusive and callous crowd. Do you like apples? You do know what Bobby Knight shared about his critics once he would die? He said to bury himself upside down so his critics could kiss his booty aka ars. "I got her numba, How do you like those apples?"
Good Will Hunting

 

[MagNoleA]

A good quote is hard to waste...

"Well isn't that Special!"
The Church Lady

 

[BrianNole777]

 

[F4Gary]

Necessary? Tough, brutal, abusive and callous crowd. Do you like apples? You do know what Bobby Knight shared about his critics once he would die? He said to bury himself upside down so his critics could kiss his booty aka ars. "I got her numba, How do you like those apples?"
Good Will Hunting

Another movie....

 

[TallyNole93]

"I should have taken a left at Albuquerque".

 

[MagNoleA]

Another movie....

The anal sphincter police is out in full force. Must be tight as a drum.

 

[F4Gary]

The anal sphincter police is out in full force. Must be tight as a drum.

What's the title of the thread OP?

 

[seminole97]

The anal sphincter police is out in full force. Must be tight as a drum.

 

[Bill From Tampa]

From that great philosopher, J.D. Clampett.

"Funny thing, when you get old enough to watch your step, you ain't got nowhere to go."

 

[rtpnole]

This seems relevant right about now! Couldn’t get the YouTube clip to come up but it’s really funny.

 

[rtpnole]

“Nobody can get truth out of me because I don’t even know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.”

Colonel Flagg

 

[Bill From Tampa]

Another Colonel Flagg.

To Cpl Klinger. "Hey, close up, you're a guy."

Cpl Klinger. "Far away too."

 

[NoleLizards]

Coach and Norm:

"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

 

[rtpnole]

What’s shaking Mr. Peterson?

All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

 

[F4Gary]

That's what she said.

 

[NoleLizards]

And now for something completely different....

 

[F4Gary]

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission."


"We now return control of your television set to you, until next week at this same time, when the Control Voice will take you to... The Outer Limits."

 

[Dr. Nole]

 

[Nole-4-Life]

 

[DFSNOLE]

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

 

[rtpnole]

And now for something uplifting:

“Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.”

Rod Serling, the Master

 

[NoleLizards]

"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed."

Brain

 

[rtpnole]

 

[rtpnole]

“You don’t scare me. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!

 

[NoleLizards]

Sean Connery: "I'll take SWORDS for $500"
Alex Trebeck: "That's S-WORDS!"
Sean: "Swords IS an S-word you idiot!"

 

[CC0492]

You were gonna drink the fat.

 

[MagNoleA]

"I love to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs.... swim between their legs...."
Col. Sherman T. Potter #4077 MASH

 

[runkpanole]

“I’ve met a lot of people, Amy. And, a lot of them are f'ing idiots!”

Selina Meyer - Veep

 

[SoddyNole]

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

 

[SoddyNole]

To bring light to another thread on Everything But Sports: