TV Quotes
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"Life is a Bitch. And then you die. And Mickey Mouse is just another rat."
Norrrrrm
Norrrrrm
Necessary? Tough, brutal, abusive and callous crowd. Do you like apples? You do know what Bobby Knight shared about his critics once he would die? He said to bury himself upside down so his critics could kiss his booty aka ars. "I got her numba, How do you like those apples?"
Good Will Hunting
What's the title of the thread OP?The anal sphincter police is out in full force. Must be tight as a drum.
From that great philosopher, J.D. Clampett.
"Funny thing, when you get old enough to watch your step, you ain't got nowhere to go."
"Funny thing, when you get old enough to watch your step, you ain't got nowhere to go."
This seems relevant right about now! Couldn’t get the YouTube clip to come up but it’s really funny.
“Nobody can get truth out of me because I don’t even know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.”
Colonel Flagg
Colonel Flagg
Another Colonel Flagg.
To Cpl Klinger. "Hey, close up, you're a guy."
Cpl Klinger. "Far away too."
To Cpl Klinger. "Hey, close up, you're a guy."
Cpl Klinger. "Far away too."
Coach and Norm:
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
What’s shaking Mr. Peterson?
All four cheeks and a couple of chins.
All four cheeks and a couple of chins.
And now for something completely different....
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission."
"We now return control of your television set to you, until next week at this same time, when the Control Voice will take you to... The Outer Limits."
"We now return control of your television set to you, until next week at this same time, when the Control Voice will take you to... The Outer Limits."
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
And now for something uplifting:
“Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.”
Rod Serling, the Master
“Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.”
Rod Serling, the Master
“You don’t scare me. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!
Sean Connery: "I'll take SWORDS for $500"
Alex Trebeck: "That's S-WORDS!"
Sean: "Swords IS an S-word you idiot!"
Alex Trebeck: "That's S-WORDS!"
Sean: "Swords IS an S-word you idiot!"
“I’ve met a lot of people, Amy. And, a lot of them are f'ing idiots!”
Selina Meyer - Veep
Selina Meyer - Veep
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
