What would you do if you accidentally killed

[Fijimn]

your partner during sex? I'm going to suggest probably not dismember her and burn her.

I'm going to say: Guilty

https://www.chron.com/news/texas/ar...nt-12819956.php?ipid=happening#photo-10955948

 

[seminoledq]

Shouldn't he have to prove in front of the judge that his skills are good enough to actually screw someone to death?

 

[goldmom]

Did she die with a smile on her face? Asking for a friend.

 

[CC0492]

Think he'll have a hung jury.

 

[seminole97]

Shouldn't he have to prove in front of the judge that his skills are good enough to actually screw someone to death?

This man convinced the jury he was packing a lethal weapon:

 

[funksouljon]

Gives a whole new meaning to the stabbin cabin.


Im gonna go with OP on "guilty". Pretty sure unless she was slumming WWWAAAYYYY on the other side of the tracks, nothing was consensual.

 

[NDallasRuss]

She's cute - maybe keep the face??

 

[NDallasRuss]

Also, the linked website is 99% ads and 1% actual content. It's pretty unbearable.

 

[SoddyNole]

I am sure many would claim they were bored to death.

I was told by a friend.

 

[funksouljon]

Also, the linked website is 99% ads and 1% actual content. It's pretty unbearable.

DAMN YOU ZUCKERBORG !!!!!

It was pretty bad. I do find some of the ads funny. Yes, I looked ONCE at getting a new key for my roof rack, now every page I go to seems concerned about the security of my gear.

 

[fsu1jreed]

If those facebook posts are about him, then he's screwed.

 

[RTM58]

Shouldn't he have to prove in front of the judge that his skills are good enough to actually screw someone to death?

Our old, very young, secretary didn't have to prove it. We took her at her word. She called one of the partners so see what she should do, before he told her to call the PoPo. And yes, I have no doubt he died with a smile on his face. Oddly enough, his wife didn't seem all that upset.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

This man convinced the jury he was packing a lethal weapon:

Hey, that is a bona fide defense.

 

[ericram]

Ok seriously that was a terrible article. No pictures of the murderer. No explanation on how they caught him.

 

[SeaPA]

When I was at FSU in the early 80s, there was a criminal trial (I think for a sexual assault) in which the ex-girlfriend of the accused was called to testify for the prosecution, because one of the things that distinguished him to the victim was the size of his package. The ex described him as "about like a tall-boy Bud."

 

[Fijimn]

Hey, that is a bona fide defense.

Or boner fide

 

[GoNolesTX]

She's cute - maybe keep the face??

Product of MAJOR cosmetics use. Wood not... especially given current circumstances.

 

[fsu1jreed]

She's cute - maybe keep the face??

Well done, I laughed my ass off on that one.