Which one of you Houstonians got fount out?

[FreeFlyNole]

What are you doing with all these dongs?

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described

“He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Guy ought to get a stiff sentence but given he's mentally ill they'll probably go soft on him.

Mugshot Hall of Fame, for sure.

 

[Wendy79]

Sigh.

 

[LesClaypool]

Fiji, always the Houston Johnny-on-the-spot, is conspicuously quiet all of a sudden.

 

[LesClaypool]

Also, it's sad to see the hard times that CC Deville has fallen on, since Poison broke up

 

[MIKE_G]

I can never get my hair to stand up like that. Kudos to him.

 

[puffdaddy911]

He will be entering the penal system. Seems justified!

 

[MIKE_G]

By the way, that site has to be totally fake, right? Check out some of the other stories. Please be fake?!?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

By the way, that site has to be totally fake, right? Check out some of the other stories. Please be fake?!?

Not sure, but we now know where Free gets his news.

 

[seminole97]

So what's the embalming technique? Balloon knot?

 

[NDallasRuss]

Let he who is among us who doesn't have a secret bowl of dongs cast the first stone...

 

[MIKE_G]

Found out he's been exporting them to German supermarkets!

 

[OrlandNole]

Was that wrong?

Should I not have done that?

I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon…

 

[ATLNole1]

I am going to take a guess that this is fake news judging by the other stories on that site at least I hope so.

 

[Fijimn]

Hey guys, I'm going to have to take a break from posting here for a while. Some personal stuff popped up. It may be a long time...

 

[Oclawaha]

His attorney will claim it's all a fallacy.

 

[NoleLizards]

By the way, that site has to be totally fake, right? Check out some of the other stories. Please be fake?!?

Dunno. The stories just sound like a typical day in Florida to me....

 

[Wendy79]

By the way, that site has to be totally fake, right? Check out some of the other stories. Please be fake?!?

Yes, it's a fake news site. It's sad how many educated people have fallen for this (and other stores from similar sites).

 

[SoddyNole]

"Would you like another Snitchengrouben"?

 

[ohio#1nolefan]

Yes, it's a fake news site. It's sad how many educated people have fallen for this (and other stores from similar sites).

So the 31yr. old woman that had a 14 month old toddler stuck feet first in her vag is not real news? Disappointing...

 

[noleclone2]

Yes, it's a fake news site. It's sad how many educated people have fallen for this (and other stores from similar sites).

Trying. So. Hard. To. Not. Make. This. Political.

 

[FreeFlyNole]

Yes, it's a fake news site. It's sad how many educated people have fallen for this (and other stores from similar sites).

You do realize that without sites like this are what make the locker room fun, right?

 

[OrlandNole]

Yes, it's a fake news site. It's sad how many educated people have fallen for this (and other stores from similar sites).