Woman unsuccessfully plays "hide the bologna"

[NDallasRuss]

"A woman was caught trying to sneak more than 200 pounds of bologna across the border from Mexico last week, hiding the enormous tubes of meat under the floor mats of her car."

Oh, and per the rules, pic:

https://jezebel.com/woman-tries-and-fails-to-smuggle-over-200-pounds-of-b-1820992394

 

[seminoledq]

Is Mexican Bologna that much better than ours that people are smuggling it across the border?

 

[BelemNole]

Is Mexican Bologna that much better than ours that people are smuggling it across the border?

It's like mexican coke but instead of using real sugar they use real cow anus.

 

[NDallasRuss]

..they use real cow anus.

If I weren't at work, I'd try to find a clever animated gif for this. But I am, so I can't (or won't).

 

[tolkien1]

It's like mexican coke but instead of using real sugar they use real cow anus.

Highly underrated post!

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I don't always smuggle bologna, but when I do I put it right in the trunk.

Stay thirsty my friends!

 

[NoleLizards]

It's like mexican coke but instead of using real sugar they use real cow anus.

Is it on the menu at La Tiendita??