Marvin Jones Jr
- By 12Nole
- Osceola Village
- 35 Replies
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Careful…seems like cat ladies are a thing at the moment.This thread took a very depressing turn.
I came here wanting to discuss 18 year old strippers and wandered into a mortgage convention.
I once went to a pension convention and accidentally wandered into a N. California ACLU symposium at a large hotel once lol.
Needless to say, about two seconds after looking at the people in that room ( lots of hippies, cat ladies, and gray haired dreadlocks, the dregs of society) I realized I was not in Kansas anymore. I fully expected someone to start howling like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers ....
Yeah. Chances are I'll get screwed by all of them.
Well, OK, I have a plan, based on my unique inability to properly prognosticate how well golfers will do in a tournament. It's based on several standards:
1. First and foremost, I'm apparently no good at this.
2. I don't watch the Olympics at all, and haven't since 1996. All these supposed shamateurs and show-offs with all their agendas that must be noticed turns me off.
3. Having said that, I would prefer the US when all the golds as long as they aren't trannies or leftest tools.
4. There are some really good foreign golfers who are potential threats to #3 above.
5. My history of picking really good golfers who fall flat on their faces every week is legendary.
6. Therefore, if I pick 4 foreigners with the potential to win, the Seminole Ed curse will work its wonders and accelerate the US chances.
7. Ergo, I'll go with"
Matthieu Pavon
Ludwig Aberg
Nick Taylor
Alex Noren
There, I've done my patriotic duty. USA, USA, USA......