Daughter is going to Prom with a friend of hers and since he goes to a different school than her she is also going to his prom. Of course she needs two dresses; how uncivilized of me to think you could wear the same dress to each prom. Wife " You haven't asked how much the dresses cost" Me "don't want to know, all I know is there is a gun prom coming up and I need to buy a new gun for it"