Bless Urbie’s Heart
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I just shook my head when I saw that alert on my phone. The required text will be his autobiography.
I announced to my friends last night that I will soon be teaching a course on nuclear physics at The Ohio State University. My thought is, if Urban can teach a class on a subject he has no clue about, I too can teach a class on a subject I know nothing about.
So do you think he’s staying so he can vest on the state of Ohio pension?
The OPERS Traditional Pension Plan is a defined benefit plan.
The benefit is determined by a formula that uses your age, years of service, and eligible final average salary at the time of your retirement. You and Ohio State make contributions to this plan to fund retirement benefits. The investment of contributions in this plan type are managed by OPERS; therefore, you do not bear any investment risk. Your benefits grow with your years of service and final average salary.
Vesting
The employee contributions are vested immediately. A portion of the university contributions are vested after 5 and 10 years. In addition, after 1.5 years of service credit, you are vested for survivor benefits. After 5 years of service credit, you may be vested for disability benefits and an age and service retirement benefit.2
The OPERS Traditional Pension Plan is a defined benefit plan.
The benefit is determined by a formula that uses your age, years of service, and eligible final average salary at the time of your retirement. You and Ohio State make contributions to this plan to fund retirement benefits. The investment of contributions in this plan type are managed by OPERS; therefore, you do not bear any investment risk. Your benefits grow with your years of service and final average salary.
Vesting
The employee contributions are vested immediately. A portion of the university contributions are vested after 5 and 10 years. In addition, after 1.5 years of service credit, you are vested for survivor benefits. After 5 years of service credit, you may be vested for disability benefits and an age and service retirement benefit.2
No. He's staying because he's a narcissist douche.
62Nole
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As a retiree with time on my hands, I too, have taken a chair at the Buckeye table. I will teach a course.......... "Understanding females".
If you do (understand females), the Locker Room will be awarding you a PHD (Pretty Hardcore Dude award) to hang on the wall...
Will Aaron Hernandez be a guest lecturer? Oh, wait ... he's not available, so perhaps Zach Smith could fill in.
@NoleFan2U, is your boyfriend an urbie supporter? My cousin, who is from Akron and a tOSU fan, despises him.
62Nole
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I'll hold off on showing my syllabus. I don't even know where it is on my body. But as half of a 55 year old marriage, I feel more than qualified to teach this course. My wife just said "Bull Hockey".
This is an easy course to teach and pass. All you need to know is that what's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers. Elementary, actually.
I don't think he is crying that he is leaving but he does appreciate him being undefeated against Michigan. And Urban is from Ohio, so in the BF's blind eyes, he can do no wrong.
I like this girl!I'll hold off on showing my syllabus. I don't even know where it is on my body. But as half of a 55 year old marriage, I feel more than qualified to teach this course. My wife just said "Bull Hockey".
Truth be as it is, 62 has likely delved deep into the subject (he is a father), but mastery of this course load is a moving target.
Earnestly (or cloning Ernest T Bass), I ask who truly has an all encompassing treatise on the subject buttoned up and ready for wide spread distribution that can be fully and completely understood, much less embraced and professed by all to be undeniable?
Them womens still be of a different sort... and I am wedded to one whose very being is a mystery to me daily.
62Nole
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62Nole
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My boyfriend, a tOSU fan, said they meant to say he was teaching a Caricature Course
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