Hey, Where's The Bride?

[Semiologist]

Wedding day check list. 1) Get drunk. 2) Get into gown. 3) Cause car accident. 4) Get arrested.
Done and done.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...ay-to-her-wedding_us_5aa7a212e4b03c9edfaf5b40

 

[Finance85]

10 AM? That must have been some bachelorette party.

- or - "there's no way I'd marry that guy if I was sober".

 

[GoNolesTX]

"there's no way I'd marry that guy if I was sober"

Ummm... the trustworthiness of the Google shows that she may actually be the groom as well. Oof.

 

[Fijimn]

Laying the foundation for an annulment

 

[cfbfan23]

Amber Young.

Never marry a stripper.

 

[cmanole]

Amber Young.

Never marry a stripper.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Young was taken to a police substation to have her blood drawn and released without going to jail.

That's not normal protocol, is it? To just be released?

 

[SeaPA]

Yeah, like any of your wedding photo books don't include your pre-ceremony mugshot.