How Did This Not Happen In Florida?

[Semiologist]

Man binge watches Walking Dead while drinking 40s of Malt Lic'rey.
Kills friend before friend can become a zombie.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/after-binge-watching-walking-dead-n-m-man-kills-friend-n451846

 

[SoddyNole]

I would say there is 0 chance the account of this event is accurate. A more likely scenario is the friend took the last bit of bath salts.

 

[West Duval Nole]

What the heck was in that malt liquor?