I Blame the Relaxed Fit Pants Industry

[Semiologist]

A rack of ribs, 9 pieces of fried chicken, two packs of buns.......it's like a clown car down there.
http://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/bl...1/09/can-rack-ribs-fit-your-pants/1004537001/

 

[maddog69]

So this sentence is from the article...."Aguilar-Alvarez is not accused of kiping a cornucopia of comestibles, but plenty for a picnic."

What is going on with journalism today? Are they trying to sound intelligent? Are they trying to be funny?