Ok who was flying Delta on Sunday?

[ericram]

http://start.att.net/news/read/arti...elta_flight_performed_sex_act_in_the-rfoxnews

A man and a woman flew into some trouble Sunday night after they were reportedly caught engaging in a sexual act on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit....

 

[NDallasRuss]

"The two were reportedly strangers before meeting on the plane..."

Nice work.

 

[OrlandNole]

I was, in fact, flying on Delta to Nashville Sunday night, but I lack the requisite skills to accomplish said feat at home with my wife, much less a stranger on a plane.

 

[LikeaG5]

"The two were reportedly strangers before meeting on the plane..."

Nice work.

Pic of 48 year old woman required

 

[ericram]

Pic of 48 year old woman required

Sadly no pictures were included.

 

[phideltflg]

Flying Delta tonight. I’ll see what I can do.

 

[mwfudge]

 

[Finance85]

I wonder what federal law was broken.

 

[RTM58]

Ships passing in the night. This is the the kinda thing that happens when Tennessee and Miami get together.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[SatBchNole]

“Delta - Fly the friendly thighs”

 

[mwfudge]

“Delta - Fly the friendly thighs”

That's United. The cougar stewardesses work in first class.

 

[phideltflg]

Flying Delta tonight. I’ll see what I can do.

No luck on the red eye from Honolulu to Seattle, but in fairness to me, the youngest woman near me was at least 65. I’ll give it another go on the second leg up to Anchorage.

 

[DMoriarty]

So that sort of thing is frowned upon? Good to know.

 

[Finance85]

I'm flying American this week and next week, so no opportunities there. I am flying Delta the 16th, so I'll keep an eye out.

Who am I kidding. Nothing like that ever happens to me. Sometimes I think I'm invisible.

 

[NoleLizards]

I'm flying American this week and next week, so no opportunities there. I am flying Delta the 16th, so I'll keep an eye out.

Who am I kidding. Nothing like that ever happens to me. Sometimes I think I'm invisible.

 

[West Duval Nole]

I was, in fact, flying on Delta to Nashville Sunday night, but I lack the requisite skills to accomplish said feat at home with my wife, much less a stranger on a plane.

Good Job. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. Or in this case a little more than kiss.

 

[LesClaypool]

Flying Delta in a few hours.

C'mon 48 year old female seatmate!

 

[Nolomite]

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me ...

 

[funksouljon]

No luck on the red eye from Honolulu to Seattle, but in fairness to me, the youngest woman near me was at least 65. I’ll give it another go on the second leg up to Anchorage.

Please report back. Alaska is known for its smoking hot residents.

 

[LikeaG5]

Please report back. Alaska is known for its smoking hot residents.

Really? I've heard the same about Minnesota. Smoking hot residents up there.

 

[NoleLizards]

Really? I've heard the same about Minnesota. Smoking hot residents up there.

 

[ggmike1992]

Snake on a plane.

 

[saenole]

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

 

[phideltflg]

Please report back. Alaska is known for its smoking hot residents.

Unfortunately, another strike out. I guess I'll have another shot on Friday when I fly home to Hawaii. The talent level was exactly what you would imagine.

 

[LesClaypool]

Unfortunately, another strike out. I guess I'll have another shot on Friday when I fly home to Hawaii. The talent level was exactly what you would imagine.

I’m also 0-for today.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me ...

Never thought of you as a 48 year old female.

 

[Phyrst1]

Gives a whole new meaning to “place over your nose and mouth.....”

 

[ReliableOstrich]

I'm curious, did she go under a blanket or were they putting on a show for everyone to see?

 

[LesClaypool]

Read today that they're both going to be charged w/felonies.

Seriously!?

 

[ericram]

I'm curious, did she go under a blanket or were they putting on a show for everyone to see?

They obviously didn't think of the children...

 

[ericram]

Read today that they're both going to be charged w/felonies.

Seriously!?

Yet, still no pictures.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Who makes the first move in a situation like that?

If it's the guy, 99/100 times that lands him in jail. No sober person takes that bet.

 

[funksouljon]

Who makes the first move in a situation like that?

If it's the guy, 99/100 times that lands him in jail. No sober person takes that bet.

But it is a GLORIOUS 1/100.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

But it is a GLORIOUS 1/100.

Said Harvey Weinstein

 

[funksouljon]

Said Harvey Weinstein

From what I hear his batting average is way above that!

 

[ReliableOstrich]

Who makes the first move in a situation like that?

If it's the guy, 99/100 times that lands him in jail. No sober person takes that bet.

Per the story, seems like 100/100 land him in jail - just for a diff reason.

 

[cmanole]

Would

 

[runkpanole]

I flew from Detroit to Nashville then to Jacksonville on Tuesday, but on Southwest and the wife wasn’t going there.

 

[ericram]

New details out. I am shocked. Just shocked I say to hear the woman was drunk.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/11/07/airplane-oral-sex-case/839021001/

 

[funksouljon]

From the article "the man, who said that the woman "had fallen asleep in his lap but that they did not have intercourse." He stated that he only "grabbed her breasts on the outside of her clothes.""

Ahh, queue the sexual assault police per his admission. Surprised no one sitting near them did anything. At least its not being reported.