When we go out to eat she says you're driving, you pick the restaurant. So I pull up to my restaurant of choice and she doesn't want to eat there. Is this pretty much universal with all women?
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She makes decisions without first employing any kind of logic or critical thinking at all - just emotion and whatever feels right/wrong at the time. 100% opposite of how I do things. It backfires on her more often than not, but lessons are never learned.
First time for this thread in awhile, always good for some laughs. A few years ago, someone - I think it was Cro - posted a list so long that it took Evelyn Wood 90 minutes to read it.
The way she breathes...
Inability to keep track of where she put her keys, glasses, purse...When I get to the house, I always put my wallet, keys & shades in the same spot on the corner of the counter. She comes in & randomly tosses hers down. When it's time to go, she inevitably can't find her stuff.
Even worse is when she "straightens up", which includes moving my stuff to one of her random spots.
So is it the way she breathes or THAT she breathes.
Hahaha.Hahaha. Omg. Sounds like my sister in law. My brother rescinded all grocery shopping duties from her years ago for being inefficient and buying stuff they didn't need. Lol.She buys stuff at publix that should be bought at sams...and then buys stuff at sams that should be bought at publix....it's really unreal.
I have banned her from whole foods...so I won't even go there.
The worst is that my wife will know that there's no logical reason for her deciding a certain way, but she'll still stick to it, even in the face of facts, figures, etc. that completely disprove and contradict her position. Drives me batcrap crazy.This is especially true when I've suggested a potential course of action; not only will she have no logic or reasoning to refute my sound logic and reasoning, she'll have no alternative solution either.
My wife has this gift when chewing gum. She doesn't smack her gum like trailer trash but rather is able to turn the gum after every chew to where there is a bubble for each bit. And it always pops in her mouth.
To make matters worse she will always do this with her mouth slightly open and ALWAYS when we are on the road in the car. I can't get up and leave any time soon so I'm trapped or I have to complain.
Hey Tarpon, do you now do stuff that's annoying as hell to guys?
If we are in the same room and I say "I'm going to get some water" or something from the kitchen, she'll wait until I get back to ask me to get something.
3) that generally grouchy look on her face for no reason sometimes.
Nobody on here would be interested in reading each others' sappy stories about the things that make them love their significant others.Resting bitch face. We all have it. Maybe not all the time, but we do.
It's sad how this is always the first topic in the general topic realm that gets brought up. It's not "why do you love your spouse" or something like that...you always turn to the complaining first.
Inability to keep track of where she put her keys, glasses, purse...When I get to the house, I always put my wallet, keys & shades in the same spot on the corner of the counter. She comes in & randomly tosses hers down. When it's time to go, she inevitably can't find her stuff.
Even worse is when she "straightens up", which includes moving my stuff to one of her random spots.
This is bad for the dryer? Uh-oh, I do this all the time.1) turns dryer off before the "cool down" cycle has even started thus burning up 3 thermostat thingies in 3 yrs. at $75 a pop...really?
She makes decisions without first employing any kind of logic or critical thinking at all - just emotion and whatever feels right/wrong at the time. 100% opposite of how I do things. It backfires on her more often than not, but lessons are never learned.
She makes decisions without first employing any kind of logic or critical thinking at all - just emotion and whatever feels right/wrong at the time. 100% opposite of how I do things. It backfires on her more often than not, but lessons are never learned.