The Soldier pulls a fast one in court.

[NDallasRuss]

He completely changed his appearance so that witnesses couldn't identify him.

vs

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.c...nt-identify-kellen-winslow-as-their-attacker/

 

[fsu1jreed]

raping old ladies?

 

[RangerNole]

Good thing there is nothing invented that could take an image and store it.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Looks like a fine, upstanding young man.

 

[noleit]

He should loose both his arms to really throw off his identification.

 

[totallynot321Nole]

Judge: Mr. Winslow, how do you plead to the charges?

Winslow (urkel voice): Did I do thaaaaat???

 

[canoli]

Looks like a fine, upstanding young man.

Is that Oscar from The Office?

 

[seminole97]

genuinely disappointed he didn't rock the 'stache.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

A bizarre but brilliant strategy. No doubt something his defense team came up with and not him.

Didn't know details of the charges against him. What a totally weird, screwed up, maniac if true.

 

[SoddyNole]