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Things that make you want to rip your ears out...

"At" at the end of a sentence. It's used all the time now and it sounds ignorant.

Pretty tired of "Bro" too.

Where did you leave your fur babies at?
 
Guy I work with says “literally” at least 10 Times a day. I swear he pronounces “little league”...drives me nuts.

I get distracted when l hear someone say “persona”. Half of the people say it wrong, half do not.

How do you say it?

Per-so-na
Per-sauna
 
Well you know, like, it’s like friggin’ infuriating to like, have to like, reach down someone's throat, like, you know, to pull the thought that like, cannot you know, be expressed without like, well like, you feel me bro?
 
When people say "fur babies" or "fur children" in public discussions. A lady said that during a semi-work discussions and I wanted to punch her in her throat.

(I'm getting cantankerous now that I have stopped drinking...may not be good for people around me)

Do people with children refer to their pets as fur babies, or buy them outfits?
 
Guy I work with says “literally” at least 10 Times a day. I swear he pronounces “little league”...drives me nuts.

I get distracted when l hear someone say “persona”. Half of the people say it wrong, half do not.

How do you say it?

Per-so-na
Per-sauna
Do you work with Chris Traeger?

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"House made"
"Responsibly sourced"

Basically any descriptors on a farm to table restaurant's menu.

Oh, and "Taxes"

From a pure sound standpoint, my little boy's Buck Rogers space guns.
 
From a pure sound standpoint, my little boy's Buck Rogers space guns.
Nothing inspires schadenfreude like buying one of those for someone else's small child. Especially if you have no small children of your own incite reciprocative revenge.
 
ATM machine

Using the word like when not making a comparison

My co-worker telling me "Oh, she makes my ovaries hurt" every time she sees my daughter.
 
"At" at the end of a sentence. It's used all the time now and it sounds ignorant.

Pretty tired of "Bro" too.

Where did you leave your fur babies at?
There's a great joke about the Southern Belle that goes to Harvard and asks someone if they could "tell her with the Library is at?"

The Harvard guy says "here at Harvard, (think pretentious Boston accent) we do not end our sentences with a preposition."

Southern Belle says in turn "I'm sorry, can you tell me where the library is at, a$$hole?"
 
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