"I could beat you up even if you had 1,000 knives.
Even if you had infinity knives, I would punch you up into the air like a kite."
I think this discussion is over.
This place has a lot of middle-aged white dudes, so
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Even if you had infinity knives, I would punch you up into the air like a kite."
I think this discussion is over.
This is similar to Bum Fights, except it's rap battles for guys with significant learning disabilities.
Mmm, but can it beat "Yeah, Yo, I'm the original best by the hour, like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual Bible shower."
and gems like
"See, I'm the best, I told you that, this dude like that, he ran in front of the cat."
That last one is so poetic I may need to get the t-shirt.
LOL, intelligence has nothing to do with rapping. 50 Cents can barely speak and Snoop may have been smart at some point but has killed his brain cells back to Ozzy level with drugs.
Plus, unfortunately the two alma maters I support the most (FSU and W&M) are not exempt from releasing awful raps.
My "favorite" line is from "A Plus" forcing in a reference to Pocahontas (for those not from the area Pocahontas basically lived where the W&M campus is set near Lake Matoaka).
And then the Noles have this amazing piece of rap history.
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I hate that he is now thought of as a novelty song, like Skee Lo or Ton Loc, but Sir Mix-a-lot is probably my favorite, and Swass one of my favorite albums. He was really, really good.
Unique voice, some humor, a mix of interesting sounds...I think that guy is very underrated.
Unique voice, some humor, a mix of interesting sounds...I think that guy is very underrated.
True. I'd destroy these guys in a rap battle. Of course, I was once on an episode of Hollaback on local cable TV in Tallahasse, so I'm basically like T-Pain, but I decided to go another direction and avoid the fame.
I heard an interview with him not too long ago on sports radio. I think he's a big Seahawks fan. Seemed like a smart guy.
Yet some rapper from Detroit put Russell Wilson in one of his songs first. His baby got [quarter]back.
Even though they were Miami fans, I always liked the 2 Live Crew. Not the best music, just funny as hell.
He's from the Seattle area. When I was in school one of his bodyguards dated a chic in my high school. Sir Mix a Lot would show up on occasion. Which I thought was weird because it was high school.
I saw him on TV the other day acting in a movie with quite a few famous and highly-regarded actors. Can you can name it?
