(Suggested) "Travis Rules"
Jordan Travis:
-Shall not partake in a touch down celebration where he leaves his feet.
-Shall not handle his own plates in the weight room.
-Shall not cross the street without a crossing guard escort.
-Shall not handle any kitchen utensils sharper than a butter knife.
-Shall not descend a flight of stairs without someone much larger immediately in front to break a potential fall.
-Shall not get up at night without slippers, in case he stubs a toe.
...
...
...
Pleeeeeeeeaaaase stay healthy. 🙏🙏🙏
Jordan Travis:
-Shall not partake in a touch down celebration where he leaves his feet.
-Shall not handle his own plates in the weight room.
-Shall not cross the street without a crossing guard escort.
-Shall not handle any kitchen utensils sharper than a butter knife.
-Shall not descend a flight of stairs without someone much larger immediately in front to break a potential fall.
-Shall not get up at night without slippers, in case he stubs a toe.
...
...
...
Pleeeeeeeeaaaase stay healthy. 🙏🙏🙏