Having my butthole fingered tomorrow

[DanC78]

by a female PA. I’m paying her to do this, but it’s not for pleasure. I know...makes no sense.

Any good jokes or one liners I could say to her while she is penetrating?

@NoleFan2U whats the best one you’ve heard?

 

[ReliableOstrich]

by a female PA. I’m paying her to do this, but it’s not for pleasure. I know...makes no sense.

Any good jokes or one liners I could say to her while she is penetrating?

@NoleFan2U whats the best one you’ve heard?

Are you in there? Like throwing a hotdog down the hallway, I'm use to way larger.

 

[nynole1]

"Are you going to at least buy me dinner first?"

I actually said that to my male doctor, he wasnt amused.

 

[Bill From Tampa]

TMI

 

[LesClaypool]

Obligatory: "Hey you using the whole fist there, doc?"

 

[Dr. Nole]

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I feel for the PA.

 

[DanC78]

I feel for the PA.

I bet you would like that!!!

 

[DFSNOLE]

I feel for the PA.

By reaching around or through your legs?

 

[runkpanole]

One of the most eye catching thread titles in the history of the LR.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

"I haven't had someone in and out of me that fast since last weekend!"

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Just tell her "You...complete me".

 

[Dr. Nole]

"You had me at Hello"

 

[helmetnuts]

"Doc, would it be in appropriate for me to ask you to use 2 fingers?"

 

[DanC78]

What if I ask her to, “look me in the eyes”

 

[Finance85]

I'm glad nobody has said TTIWWP.

 

[Wendy79]

What if I ask her to, “look me in the eyes”

Please don't harass her like that.

 

[DanC78]

Please don't harass her like that.

buzz kill

 

[NoleLizards]

 

[Wendy79]

buzz kill

It really sucks when you get harassed on the job by a customer. I can't imagine what it would be like for a PA/nurse/doctor/NP who has to take care of you. It takes 3 seconds. No jokes needed.

 

[SatBchNole]

Ask the PA to milk your prostate

 

[NoleLizards]

It really sucks when you get harassed on the job by a customer. I can't imagine what it would be like for a PA/nurse/doctor/NP who has to take care of you. It takes 3 seconds. No jokes needed.

I've only had one prostate exam, but my doctor made sure to have a "student" in the room. I'm sure it's common practice to have an observer to CYA.

 

[Nolomite]

It really sucks when you get harassed on the job by a customer. I can't imagine what it would be like for a PA/nurse/doctor/NP who has to take care of you. It takes 3 seconds. No jokes needed.

It really sucks to be harassed by anyone, anywhere. You may wish to expand your advocacy...

 

[funksouljon]

Hahaha, wonder how she'd respond if you asked you if you could take a selfie during the probing. Insertion. Exploration.


edit, poor lady. gotta be one of the worst parts of the job.

 

[Wendy79]

It really sucks to be harassed by anyone, anywhere. You may wish to expand your advocacy...

Oh, I have, don't worry. And I've been harangued for it, believe me. I'm focusing on this situation right now.

 

[mwfudge]

"Be careful back there, I had a big bowl of chili last night and I washed it down with Miller High Life."

 

[ggmike1992]

Don't say anything. Just grit your teeth and clench down with all your might. Then look over your shoulder and give her the "come hither" look.

 

[NDallasRuss]

You need to get a marker and write something like "Be careful back there!" on your butt.

 

[DanC78]

It takes 3 seconds. No jokes needed.

Is that what he said?

 

[RTM58]

 

[NoleFan2U]

I have heard them all. The worst was "No wonder my wife hates when I do this to her. "

If my patients get sassy, I just remind them that I am the one who determines how much gel to use.

 

[TallyNole93]

"You know this means we are engaged."

 

[OrlandNole]

I have heard them all. The worst was "No wonder my wife hates when I do this to her. "

If my patients get sassy, I just remind them that I am the one who determines how much gel to use.

The flip side is that you can use too much gel and your patient will spend the next 30 minutes wiping.

 

[southgateNOLE]

Take your punishment like a man and say nothing. Docs don’t wanna hear it.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

Bunch of nervous nellies in this thread. Nothing wrong with a little butt play.

 

[NoleLizards]

(Right after) "Do you have a cigarette?"

 

[DanC78]

I have heard them all. The worst was "No wonder my wife hates when I do this to her. "

If my patients get sassy, I just remind them that I am the one who determines how much gel to use.

How does the set up work.

Will I just be standing with a slight lean over the table and hands on top?

Or do I lie on my belly?

How does this work?

And how long does it take?

One or two fingers?

One or two knuckles...or whole finger ?

 

[maddog69]

Bring this and lay it on the counter and say, "I brought my own brand from home."

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

How does the set up work.

Will I just be standing with a slight lean over the table and hands on top?

Or do I lie on my belly?

How does this work?

And how long does it take?

One or two fingers?

One or two knuckles...or whole finger ?

I think you are going to feel very let down afterwards.

 

[LesClaypool]

How does the set up work.

Will I just be standing with a slight lean over the table and hands on top?

Or do I lie on my belly?

How does this work?

And how long does it take?

One or two fingers?

One or two knuckles...or whole finger ?

Don't be such a square, maaaan. Just go with it. Why ruin the surprise?