Having my butthole fingered tomorrow
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It's The Anal Intruder from the movie Top Secret. A Police Squad-type movie.Where'd you find this? Looks like something from Police Squad!
Bunch of wimps here. Just one time I want to have 2 gloves filled with sand and place them on the mans shoulder as I do his exam....
I’m kind of serious though...standing or laying?
Bunch of wimps here. Just one time I want to have 2 gloves filled with sand and place them on the mans shoulder as I do his exam....
Ha, perhaps the last day before retirement.
Standing, bent over a bit, grabbing the table with a death grip or not if thats your thing. "Just relax".
Its the same for relax. Got a tetanus shot last week and could not relax my shoulder once she said relax.
I would tell you to drop em and lean over the table. Then I place a tissue on the table and tell you that is for cleaning the extra gel when I am done. If you are still uncomfortable I will remind you that no man has ever given me a tissue to clean up when they were finished. Once you start laughing, I close my eyes and hope my aim is good. 10 seconds later you'll say, "That's it?" Finished.
Years ago, my brother called me up and said the tissue was completely insufficient. wipe and wipe and wipe, dear god what lube was this?! And why don't they use this stuff in perpetual motion machines?
And he took the rest of the day off.
And he took the rest of the day off.
It's probably the lube found in the section of the (brick & mortar or online) sex shop hetero men avoid.
Okay, one last question, and it may sound like I’m not serious, but I am serious.
Do you look at the “hole” or straight ahead and just naturally know where it is?
For real...I’m insecure about anyone looking directly at my butthole.
Did people tease you about it when you were little?
lol...people have never teased me about it. But for some reason the thought of anyone staring at it makes me uncomfortable. lol
This is making me think of that scene from the movie, "this is 40"
Well if you get jabbed in the taint, then you'll know.
Now that I have stopped laughing, I have to peek for a second...check for hemorrhoids and such, then just do it.
How long have you been posting in the LR??
I can't wait to hear about this. You have been stressing for hours over something that takes 10 seconds and is literally nothing.
But now I’m going through my list of questions and it’s even more embarrassing.
I have butthole questions. And if she is going to look I might as well ask...right???
He's not stressing, I think he's prepping. Probably already picked out his outfit and is breaking out the Aqua Velva as we speak.
As one who has gone through 5 colorectal surgeries, I would much rather have those than what you're about to do Dan. Sorry, buddy.
I keed. I keed. (not about the surgeries part)
I keed. I keed. (not about the surgeries part)
Abso freakin lewdly. We have heard everything. If you don't ask, we will never know you are having a problem, which could lead to bigger issues down the road. I promise you, I have never laughed in a patients face.
I always ask the anesthesiologist to go ahead and knock me out before the giggling started.
He'd run out of the room still gowned up as soon as he saw the speculum.
Just make sure the PA and you agree on your "safe word"
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
