Having my butthole fingered tomorrow
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No fingering...I feel let down.
I did ask her everything on my list and she answers liked a pro...and she absolutely laughed, which was actually okay.
I think what did her in is when I said Im jealous that I can’t walk across the carpet like my dog does when his butt itches.
I did ask her everything on my list and she answers liked a pro...and she absolutely laughed, which was actually okay.
I think what did her in is when I said Im jealous that I can’t walk across the carpet like my dog does when his butt itches.
She said labs would help determine if I have prostate cancer.
And I can get an erection, so...you know.
That would be hilarious - I would love to see her face when you ask for a redo.
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In High School I had missed like half the second semester, so the school board wanted a Dr.'s note for me to return to school. I was 17, so just went to my normal doctor/pediatrician, and told him I had a fever and the runs, and I needed a note to get back to school. He said sure thing, came back a few minutes later, concerned I had no fever, but said the poops concerned him and to bend over. That tissue does not get rid of that lube. Lesson learned.
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In High School I had missed like half the second semester, so the school board wanted a Dr.'s note for me to return to school. I was 17, so just went to my normal doctor/pediatrician, and told him I had a fever and the runs, and I needed a note to get back to school. He said sure thing, came back a few minutes later, concerned I had no fever, but said the poops concerned him and to bend over. That tissue does not get rid of that lube. Lesson learned.
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1. I used a bad word
2. I was drinking and being a degenerate
2. I was drinking and being a degenerate
I don’t know...she just asked me, and I said yeah...so I figured that made me cancer free.
Bob Dole couldn’t get one, therefore....cancer.
I went back and found her, told her my wife was wondering why I didn’t get the finger in the butthole test. She said, I won’t be putting my finger in your butthole unless the labs come back saying there could be an issue, or until your 50...she then said, sorry, you’re gonna have to wait it out big guy.
It was pretty funny
And you replied, 'Oh well, your loss, myself and 20 others have been thinking about this for the last 2 days!".
Your PSA does not have to be above 4.0 for cancer. If it doubles in 1 year, even under 4.0 can indicate a problem. While the digital exam doesn't always find a mass, the labs don't always indicate cancer. That is why you do both.
The likelihood that you have prostate cancer at 40 is slim, even if there is a family history. My first exam as a student, I felt a module and his PSA was normal (Less than 4.0). He had cancer. Again, that is a rare incident, but it does happen.
In 10 years, you can revive the thread and let us know how you did. Lol
The likelihood that you have prostate cancer at 40 is slim, even if there is a family history. My first exam as a student, I felt a module and his PSA was normal (Less than 4.0). He had cancer. Again, that is a rare incident, but it does happen.
In 10 years, you can revive the thread and let us know how you did. Lol
I bet Dan's doctor is on a physician's message board telling a story about a patient who tracked her down and insisted on a prostate exam, and all of her doctor buddies are calling BS.
I'm just waiting for Dan to tell us how he was so disappointed in missing out he went all DIY when he got home.
Wherever there's a butt needing probing. Has finger. Will travel.Where is your office located
Ok, so on a serious note. I try not to scuffaw at people and their job choice, almost anywork is good work. But what decisions did someone make that they ended up going "my old life OR bleach and wax butt holes for a living?" and doing under carriage work ended up being a step in a positive direction? Again, not to cast dispersions, butt woah.
They wax everything, not just buttholes. The people who do waxing go to school for waxing any part of the body with hair. Sometimes you get lucky and want a lip or eyebrow, and other times you get the short end of the stick.
I didn't go to school to do PAPs and prostate exams. If you had told me 20 years ago that I would be doing this, I would laugh in your face. But (no pun intended, well maybe a little) it is part of my job and I just put my gloves on, perform the task, and erase it from my memory once I walk out of the exam room.
Thats fair, but for me, it would only take 1 hairy Brazilian job to make a dozen eyebrows a bad day. Good on you for being able to compartmentalize it, as a Dr, your inspection is necessary. I don't have issue there.
Being the other is vanity related, its just not a apple to apple and would leave a mental image burned into my brain that no amount of tequila could wash away.
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My old bosses wife is a butt doctor in Orlando. Super cute and young in age for doctor.
She said there was a very high demand for female doctors in the butt field. She now makes a “buttload” of cash.
I would say she made a good choice.
She said there was a very high demand for female doctors in the butt field. She now makes a “buttload” of cash.
I would say she made a good choice.
Anyone notice that when you Google Warchant Locker Room the line under the search result for The Locker Room is "Having my butthole fingered tomorrow..."
Gene must be so proud
Gene must be so proud
