Proof that you should NEVER wash your hands after going to the bathroom

[SeaPA]

in public. The health freaks are wrong again.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/13/han...TY6zqH7Jeg7dwOkHcAEayH-iH77N6FZWcbS85Inm-_fQg

 

[ZZ828]

Still wash the hands. Just don't dry them.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I prefer paper towels.

The worst are the old-school bathrooms with the cloth rollers. Hate those.

 

[Bill From Tampa]

I hate those blowers. They do little to dry the hands.

 

[NoleLizards]

I hate those blowers. They do little to dry the hands.

 

[KitingHigh]

Still wash the hands. Just don't dry them.

You're probably better off just not washing them in that case.

 

[riseboi]

lol, reminds me of that old military serviceman joke about those that are taught to wash their hands after pissing, and those taught to not piss on their hands.

 

[SoddyNole]

Ohh great, so my accountant is walking around with crap all over his hands.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Ohh great, so my accountant is walking around with crap all over his hands.

Maybe that’s where the saying “to fudge the numbers” came from.

 

[EconSean]

My dj(& is the cleanest thing in a public restroom (but I DO wash my hands).

 

[Hayduke GW]

My dj(& is the cleanest thing in a public restroom (but I DO wash my hands).

Your “dj(&” is not the reason to wash your hands in the restroom. The reason is that your hands have been picking up all kinds of germs before you even got the restroom and opening the door to get in there. That’s why you wash your hands and use a paper towel to open the door since we’re stupid and usually have the doors to men’s rooms open in. Shirley you understand this, I hope.

 

[cmanole]

I only wash them when I walk in...

 

[EconSean]

Your “dj(&” is not the reason to wash your hands in the restroom. The reason is that your hands have been picking up all kinds of germs before you even got the restroom and opening the door to get in there. That’s why you wash your hands and use a paper towel to open the door since we’re retarded and usually have the doors to men’s rooms open in. Shirley you understand this, I hope.

Unfortunately I have yet to find a sarcasm font. Yes, I do know the myriad reasons why one should always wash his or her hands after visiting the toilet. And don’t call me Shirley.