Robot Sex brothel? Yep, it's coming.

[funksouljon]

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-culture/everything-need-know-sex-robot-brothel-opening-houston/

Looks like Texas wants to be on the leading edge. I bet there will be a ton of money in it, but it just seems beyond skeevy. The future is here.

Houston is already trying to block, but guys gonna be guys.

Makes me wonder if it will continue to change SOME men's view of women, not unlike some porn is viewed to impact. I think about the incel types as well.

 

[seminole97]

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-culture/everything-need-know-sex-robot-brothel-opening-houston/

Looks like Texas wants to be on the leading edge. I bet there will be a ton of money in it, but it just seems beyond skeevy. The future is here.

Houston is already trying to block, but guys gonna be guys.

Makes me wonder if it will continue to change SOME men's view of women, not unlike some porn is viewed to impact. I think about the incel types as well.

So who can work ‘teledildonics’ into a presentation first?

 

[Fijimn]

Houston blocked it. But the firefighters got a huge raise last night that the city can’t afford, so they may be looking for new sources of tax revenue

 

[funksouljon]

Houston blocked it. But the firefighters got a huge raise last night that the city can’t afford, so they may be looking for new sources of tax revenue

Revenue > someone's moral stance ? Likely. How long before someone in the City Council gets caught sneaking out?

Again, guys are going to be guys. It'll happen me thinks. Wonder if it would be cheaper to just set up in Nevada. Also wonder what, if any, advantage it would be to a robot brother over a human brothel. Be easier to set up in locations vs having to travel to Nevada, but that seems like the logical place to start.

 

[Fijimn]

Revenue > someone's moral stance ? Likely. How long before someone in the City Council gets caught sneaking out?

Again, guys are going to be guys. It'll happen me thinks. Wonder if it would be cheaper to just set up in Nevada. Also wonder what, if any, advantage it would be to a robot brother over a human brothel. Be easier to set up in locations vs having to travel to Nevada, but that seems like the logical place to start.

It’s Texas - we still have draconian blue laws and not a sing casino in the state. Brothels—robot or real—ain’t happening here.

 

[SoddyNole]

Domo Arigato Ms Roboto

 

[funksouljon]

Domo Arigato Ms Roboto

I think you mean MRS Roboto

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/soc...r-marries-robot-after-failing-find-human-wife

 

[BelemNole]

I think_____________ that_______________he_______________furthermore__________and______________________, put it in_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ red____________________________________________texas___________________________________________ferret___________________________________________________duct tape.

 

[SoddyNole]

Can we dress them up like teachers?

Asking for a friend.

 

[NoleLizards]

Will there be a robot based on kitchen equipment or a goat/man hybrid?

 

[funksouljon]

I would imagine they will cater to all fetishes. Looks like its underway in Cali as well.

https://www.rt.com/usa/442909-sex-robot-brothel-virginity/

Apparently you can pay extra to be first and get it's virginity.


I guess it poses the question, is sex with a robot prostitution or is it simply having sex with a machine. What legal position does a state have to prevent a place from opening up?

 

[squiffynole]

Good living.

 

[Wendy79]

If anything, this will be a good way to weed out dates.

 

[Nolomite]

I went to one of these places - very realistic! The AI decided she didn't like me an would not "do" me...

 

[Random_John]

Can you get one with krab meat and a train set?

 

[seminole97]

Wait, what?

 

[LLOYD72]

Surprised Houston shot it down. Could be a boon for the oil bidness

 

[DDennis73]

According to the article Alabama has a law banning sex toys? Wonder if thats ever been enforced.

 

[Fijimn]

According to the article Alabama has a law banning sex toys? Wonder if thats ever been enforced.

Texas does as well. There was some city commissioner that was running for congress or some other position and it was discovered she hosted sex toy parties. The pearl clutching from the party of individual freedom and mercantilism could be heard across the State.

 

[funksouljon]

....... she hosted sex toy parties. .......

Oh? Do tell.

 

[seminoledq]

I guess it poses the question, is sex with a robot prostitution or is it simply having sex with a machine. What legal position does a state have to prevent a place from opening up?

The better question is, is it cheating?

 

[funksouljon]

The better question is, is it cheating?

Very good question. But don't we have to be able to do it before we can determine if we shouldn't have?

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

watch out for the machine gun jubblies

 

[Nolomite]

The better question is, is it cheating?

Not once they invent one for your wife...

 

[NoleLizards]

The better question is, is it cheating?

There are some who think that just mangling the midget is...So in those individuals' minds, yes.

 

[seminoledq]

Not once they invent one for your wife...

Damn it, you're right. I suppose I'll pass.

 

[NoleLizards]

Not once they invent one for your wife...

Sybian machines have existed for years.

 

[seminole97]

Sybian machines have existed for years.

We’ve been treating ‘hysteria’ longer than that...

 

[NoleLizards]

We’ve been treating ‘hysteria’ longer than that...

Is that the fired Michigan State gymnastics coach?

 

[daveynole]

Are the robots programmed to turn down the incels?

 

[Random_John]

Why not let it pass? I'd figure in this day and age no one would give a flip.

 

[NoleLizards]

Are the robots programmed to turn down the incels?

I'll have to try and see.

 

[seminole97]

Why not let it pass? I'd figure in this day and age no one would give a flip.

It hasn't really started to get weird yet.

 

[Nolomite]

Sybian machines have existed for years.

No AI, not robotic

ro·bot
/ˈrōˌbät,ˈrōbət/
noun

1. a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

And you know this - but this IS the Locker Room, with the Pavlovian "Imma hit reply and be a prick" response...

 

[NoleLizards]

No AI, not robotic

ro·bot
/ˈrōˌbät,ˈrōbət/
noun

1. a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

And you know this - but this IS the Locker Room, with the Pavlovian "Imma hit reply and be a prick" response...

Sorry, I don't own one.

 

[Nolomite]

Sybian machines have existed for years.

Sorry, I don't own one.

No need to be sorry - and clearly you know what one is.

 

[NoleLizards]

No need to be sorry - and clearly you know what one is.

I have the entire world of knowledge at my fingertips...It's remarkable.

 

[OrlandNole]

Been there. Done that.

Signed,

HBO

 

[seminole97]

No AI, not robotic

ro·bot
/ˈrōˌbät,ˈrōbət/
noun

1. a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

And you know this - but this IS the Locker Room, with the Pavlovian "Imma hit reply and be a prick" response...

I’m genuinely stunned that there isn’t a programmable Sybian in 2018.
I might need some VC for this overlooked niche (or often looked at niche, I’m not judging, girl!).

 

[Nolomite]

I’m genuinely stunned that there isn’t a programmable Sybian in 2018.
I might need some VC for this overlooked niche (or often looked at niche, I’m not judging, girl!).

It's just the gender-flipped version of the device that started this thread.

Figure it's got the AI and the robotics of the model in the link, with the additional functions of a Roomba and an automatic dishwasher.

The prototype should look like Jameis...he'll get blamed for all its transgressions anyway.