Wisconsin Basketball Drinking Game

[Fijimn]

also known in the NFL as the White Guy/Slot Receiver Drinking Game(feel free to add on)

Drink Once

1. Every reference to the Wisconsin players having "intangibles" or "unmeasurables"
2. Every reference to the Wisconsin team being 'scrappy"
3. Every praise for their "motor" "intensity" "hustle"
4. Every reference to being a hard work:
"This kid brings his lunch pail every day"
"This kid is the first in the gym and the last one to leave"
5. Every reference to the player's "exceptional intelligence"
"He is very cerebral"
"He has a high basketball IQ"


Drink Multiplier - 2x
1. Every time the announcer prefaces his compliment with a reference to the players lack of athletic ability
"He may not be the most athletic, but...."
"He may not have the most skill, but...."

 

[DukeFan1]

Well. it's Wisconsin, so by rule, any time they're playing, you're supposed to get blind drunk....

 

[Noleguy06]

Madison is such a great town. Love that place.

 

[wdnole]

Had a good friend went to Wisky and always swore the U of Wisconsin has the most beautiful girls on all the planet.

 

[seminole1992]

Probably not relevant for Wisconson though. They actually are quite athletic

 

[DFSNOLE]

"gym rat" "coach's son"
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[seminoledq]

Don't forget shots every time they show Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Fijimn]

Originally posted by seminole1992:

Probably not relevant for Wisconson though. They actually are quite athletic

Hence the purpose of the drinking game. Announcers have their go to stereotypes for white players....the NFL is really bad at doing it. watch a game that has JJ Watt, Wes Welker and Danny Amadola in it and you will be plastered at halftime.